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Changed my display name for the convenience of all of my more recent Smash followers. But @Firemonkuu will always live on for the 2012 OGs, you know who you are.
The sole reassuring data point for Republicans tonight is Florida proving itself to be a ride-or-die red state, but that doesn't seem worth losing Texas lol
Inventing a school of political thought called “Latina Duck Theory”, where you can tell who’s about to lose an election by determining who’s reading children’s tv like the ancients did goat entrails.
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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Replying to @front_ray
It was so impactful to me that I recreated it in stop motion
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Became an uber driver to make extra cash and I dropped a dude off at my girl house
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(Cont) But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
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Twisting your friends nipples. Something you dont hear about as much anymore.
Nipple-twisting prank between friends may have saved man's life trib.al/jKD9JOb





































