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Every single email that begins with "I hope this email finds you well" is written by chatGPT.
Now, you know!
Breakfast sandwiches for all.
4yo: I love this cheese
Wife: I love YOU
4yo: I love this cheese more than you
🤒❤️🔥
I said something about how "maybe it was just something we did in the 80s" and 4 year old said, "wait, the 80s is in real life, too?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A new night light shaped like a dog.
Husband: What do you think we should name the puppy? Maybe Luna which means moon? Or Luce that means light?
Child: No. Her name is Poppy Uppy Mouth.
A+++++ no notes.
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Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here: listen.teamcoco.com/prank
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*tries to learn someone’s name*
Brain: no we are at capacity
Me: with what?
Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita
Me: Those arent real people those are Mambo no. 5 lyrics
Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life
Me: please stop
Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs 🎺
The toddler, seeing a picture of Mario Kart, "A roll eejee"
Huh?
...
"Oh! Luigi?"
"Yeah, a roll iji"
"Luuuuu igi," I say
"A-Lu-igi!"
"That's a-right!!"
Fictional characters with your name
ALT Mitch Mitchelson, Powerpuff Girls
ALT Mitch Buchanan, Baywatch
ALT Big Mitch, Phineas and Ferb
Laughed so hard at this. There were less babies in the pandemic because there were way less interest in an infant while in lockdown with kids. 😆 Whoever expected a boom from this was childless.
Catching up on #doompatrol. ♥️ the 4th-wall-breaking supervillain Mr Nobody @AlanTudyk - this grimace after
"You've always been a man comfortable with compromise, Niles, I mean after all you fell in love with a Canadian"
Immediately googled and guess whose wife is from 🇨🇦 🤣
For once, yes, I can hook you up, until the end of August!
20% off T-Mobile service for life to switchers who port-in your number(s) - plus for customers, I have some codes for $200 rebate on any 5G phone (combine with any deal) if you pay with an installment plan. Or both!
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I'm looking for work! I've identified predominantly as a game designer for 10 years, but for 8+ years I've naturally taken on producer duties. I'm good at being a producer, love it (talking to humans + spreadsheets/processes = my version of fun) & want be full time as a producer.
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This is message sending.
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Firstly, it lives up to the hype. Then, check the thread for all the remixes!
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Owners share snaps of their cats with VERY funny facial hair trib.al/K0Kb3UT
Be the hero of your videoconference happy hour! Works great over WebEx, already tested 😋 free Drawful 2
We’re giving away Drawful 2 for free on some platforms for the next 3 weeks. We hope this helps some of you cope during this difficult time! Learn more: bit.ly/3aehwtu #Steam #AppleTV #NintendoSwitch
