@TokyoDilf

Writing a book about finding love in hell

 Chicago, IL
Joined July 2016
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this is very obviously a bit. please stop asking if this is real unless that is also a bit.
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
Levi
@Ackermanlevi556Oct 26
Bro, I'm not even hating, but when a woman who looks like HER chooses a guy like HIM, I genuinely start questioning what women actually find attractive. 😭💀
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philosophy memes 🔗
@philosophymeme01h
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Met*lcore Cl*wnboy@metalblakedowns17h
Girl, the dick can’t be that good
Met*lcore Cl*wnboy@metalblakedowns18h
now watching: never seen a Hellraiser movie in my life
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Hamon Beat@HamonBeat16h
Everyone acts like moronic Christian losers now lmao
a i s@flirtrusselllOct 19
the bad reviews for THE DEVILS are fucking hilarious
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one cat one car@macheezay16h
at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I never thought a new song by Dead Man’s Bones would ever come out. The last album came out 17 years ago. Better late than never Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The Night (Official Video) youtu.be/j7K6FC_psGc?is=semY…

Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The Night (Official Video)

Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The NightListen Here: https://deadmansb...

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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Marxist Lynchist@who_is_sumiOct 26
Oddly trump-style thing to say. Very presidential..
Dr Charlie Ward™@realdrcharliewaOct 25
TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”
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My Halloween costume for the work party is The Pricemaster
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i’m self employed and work alone
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 26
John Mahoney had such a warmth to him that it was impossible not to root for Martin against his two egghead sons
campbell g@rodeomanOct 26
Martin is so joyful and Frasier is so cruel
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69Oct 26
Average democratic candidate messaging
Liste@endlisteOct 26
Just a bit of a warning to any bullies out there: I'm a gay nerd
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goma
@soigomaaOct 25
Then the banks made laws so it has to be sold at "market price" so families and communities can't do this anymore.
TVP
@TheveripostOct 25
A penny auction at a foreclosed farm in the 1930s. During the Great Depression, neighbors would show up, hang nooses to warn off outside bidders, buy the farm back for a few cents, and return it to the family who lost it.
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Emma Vigeland
@EmmaVigelandOct 26
umichvoter
@umichvoterOct 26
Very Italian town of Clark, NJ Trump +30 Day 1 of early voting 2025: 🔵 57 🔴 75 ⚪️ 36 2026: 🔵 73 🔴 46 ⚪️ 43
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Buy secondhand physical media and pirate the rest until morale improves
🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤
@VHSDVDBLURAY4KOct 26
Streaming 2019 vs 2026 Disney : $7 → $21.49 207% ⬆️ Apple TV: $5 → $15 200% ⬆️ Hulu: $12 → $19 58% ⬆️ Netflix: $13 → $20 53% ⬆️ Amazon Prime: $13 → $20 53% ⬆️ Paramount+: $10 → $114 40% ⬆️ HBO Max: $15→$18.49 23% ⬆️ Peacock: (2020) $10→$20 100% ⬆️
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Someone commented “It sounds ass”
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Halloween costume idea
christian boyhole@lookinfordonnieOct 23
halloween idea: gothic kirk
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Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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