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aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🀠| 32 | Free Palestine πŸ‰

Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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Big Tits Energy βœ… Big Sunglasses βœ…
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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New tattoo, for Hila ❀️
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the β€œchange” in question:
Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: β€œI’m voting for change.”
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the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms
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btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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accurate
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Artemis I tested bondage suits in Orion.
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A waterbender cumbending
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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We actually SHOULD sacrΔ±fice one billionaire a week until rent is under $700 again.
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I may not have anyone interested in me but I’m pretty and have the biggest heart and a fat ass
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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i don’t pledge allegiance to shit but the moon
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Beautiful photo of a Tauren in their natural habitat.
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date idea: we level together all night in WoW Forever
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Behold the big shithole….
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Spitter coming together to collectively shit on cowboy space is the most beautiful thing ive seen in a long time πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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depressed? yes. loser? maybe. liberal? never.
Replying to @notmadsdanae
Cuz you’re a depressed loser liberal
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