@FreesideMike

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🀠| 32 | Free Palestine πŸ‰

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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You will never feel ready because it’s not a feeling it’s a decision.
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Big Tits Energy βœ… Big Sunglasses βœ…
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Eddie
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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whyd this blow up 😭 😭
michael πŸŽƒ@FreesideMike4h
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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love my grandma tho she highkey a real one
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jujubee
@juliegirltweets3h
I’ve never thought about reproduction but I still enjoy sex a lot……
Coddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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why is 95% of men’s fashion just pants that are too tight or pants that are too baggy?
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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da fuck you want me to do about it??
GH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Blizzard should double down on damage-based racials but they put a chip in your brain that detonates if you think about anything other than fantasy when picking your wow race
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OG SNARK β˜•οΈ@SnarkingIsLegal9h
New tattoo, for Hila ❀️
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Never seen an emotionally available person attract emotionally unavailable people.
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 27
the β€œchange” in question:
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 27
Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: β€œI’m voting for change.”
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kerbal ahh company
Cowboy Space Corp.
@CowboySpaceCorpOct 27
β€œIt's a fundamentally novel approach to rocketry in the modern era, in our opinion. [...] The cargo vehicle is the payload in space.”
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death angel
@angel_0f_deathxOct 27
the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms
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btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil
Chit TalkerπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@RealChitTalkerOct 27
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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TracketPacer@TracketPacerOct 27
accurate
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Swole_Medic
@Swole_MedicOct 27
Artemis I tested bondage suits in Orion.
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Noelle Capili-Ruiz@MxNoelle20h
A waterbender cumbending
BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 25
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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@justjargonsOct 27
We actually SHOULD sacrΔ±fice one billionaire a week until rent is under $700 again.
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