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Opinions on everything. Expert in nothing. Tweets may include: politics, culture, religion, satire & things that just happened to me at the grocery store 💀

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Joined January 2019
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When you work hard for something and leave the rest to God, every small step feels special. 🙏❤️ Our home is slowly taking shape, and we are grateful to Shri Swami Samarth for guiding and blessing our family throughout this journey. श्री स्वामी समर्थ 🙏🏡 How is this look?
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My friend Invested 7.5 lakhs in FD. What do you think about his decision?
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Happy Diwali 🪔
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My friend Invested 7.5 lakhs in FD. What do you think about his decision?
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Free advice: Looks fade, but the money you invest keeps growing. Don’t let temporary beauty become a permanent financial problem. 😂
Free advice: Guys, When you start earning, first invest in your looks, not in mutual funds or SIP.
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Some bastard hit this poor little street dog today. This little one never barks at anyone, never bites anyone, and is always peacefully minding its own business. I was so angry that I just wanted to grab that idiot by his collar. But the coward hit the dog and ran away. Seriously, what do you get out of hurting a voiceless animal that can’t even defend itself? If you don’t like animals, stay away from them. But who gives you the right to hurt them? They deserve kindness, not cruelty. 💔
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My humble request to everyone please Don’t burst crackers.
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Happy Diwali 🪔. May this festive season bring happiness, good health and lots of success to all.🙌
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Gold is going down But I will wait till December. Then invest in gold. What do you do, if you also have 10L corpus in savings account.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION - Jumping a red light shouldn't just be treated as a traffic violation in India. It should be tried as attempted murder. Why should law-abiding drivers pay with their lives because someone else decided their time was more valuable? Mumbai desperately needs strict, uncompromising traffic policing. Fear of consequences is the only way we will ever get discipline back on our roads.
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𝗛𝗶 '𝗫' 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆...Today is 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 ....Good morning wishes to all... Have a great day... May all your wishes come true... ❤️😊 माझ्या सगळ्या मित्र मैत्रिणींना धनत्रयोदशीच्या खूप खूप शुभेच्छा...🙏
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I was talking to my close friend , and she shared a story about her friend's marriage. He recently got married and bought a ₹1.13 crore 4BHK duplex with 200 yards of land. But here's the reality. He has no backup plan. No farmland. Just his job and a ₹1 crore loan. It was an arranged marriage. The girl's parents forced him to buy an expensive house, saying they wouldn't allow the marriage otherwise. And he agreed because, yes, finding a girl to marry these days is not easy. His wife earns ₹50K per month, but apparently, she isn't contributing a single rupee towards the loan. Imagine carrying that much financial pressure alone. His entire life will be under a loan. His mental health, his peace, everything. Even if he wants to leave a toxic job, he can't. He has to keep working, no matter what, because he has EMIs to pay. Men's lives are full of struggles. Sometimes, they take risks just to get married and make their families happy. But at what cost? 🫡
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Name one app that you want the government to ban in India.... 🫣
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Sometimes how much ever you try If the opposite person has made the perception about it. Then it’s hard to change. So friends please do listen and have the capability to understand opposite person.
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Can you write a sentence without the help of AI?
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One thing I have realised lately: being good at what you do and knowing how to navigate the world around you are two different skills. Both matter. Learning never stops. 🙂
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🚨 𝘼𝙣 8-𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧-𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡-𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 — 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩. In the Panchkula school attack, a 3rd Grade boy lured a 6-year-old KG girl upstairs by saying her father was waiting. He slammed her head on the desk, kicked her, and kept hitting her with stones, bricks and a flowerpot even after she fell unconscious and dragged her across the floor. CCTV captured the entire 8-year-old boy attack on the special-needs girl. No teacher intervened. This raises a serious question about school safety — how can a 6-year-old KG girl be beaten so brutally inside a school with no one watching?
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PRAY. #pray
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How easily he managed to hide the size of his beard.
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Tether: a psychohistory interpretation. My latest keynote. @tether
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Meet Kanchan, a popular Instagram influencer. The way she promotes this hair growth and hair fall product has caught my attention. Damn!! I checked the comments section, and almost 800 people are asking for the product link. 😭 But guys, seriously... is it really possible to get such dramatic hair growth in just 1–2 months? How can people blindly believe these transformations? Okay, maybe the product is effective, but let's look at the pictures first! In the first picture, her hair is tied in a tight, compact braid. In the second picture, the braid is much looser, with the sections pulled out to make it look fuller. That's a styling difference! It doesn't mean her hair has become thicker. And Hundreds of people are asking for the link without even questioning the difference. 😭 Please understand that hair fall can have different causes. If you're experiencing hair loss: - Consult a dermatologist. - Get the necessary blood tests if recommended. - Identify possible nutritional deficiencies. - Focus on proper nutrition and hair care. No hate towards Kanchan or anyone promoting products. But I genuinely wish people would question these before-and-after transformations before spending their hard-earned money.
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