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Mr. Nobody retweeted
UNPOPULAR OPINION -
Jumping a red light shouldn't just be treated as a traffic violation in India. It should be tried as attempted murder.
Why should law-abiding drivers pay with their lives because someone else decided their time was more valuable?
Mumbai desperately needs strict, uncompromising traffic policing.
Fear of consequences is the only way we will ever get discipline back on our roads.
Mr. Nobody retweeted
𝗛𝗶 '𝗫' 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆...Today is 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 ....Good morning wishes to all... Have a great day... May all your wishes come true... ❤️😊
माझ्या सगळ्या मित्र मैत्रिणींना धनत्रयोदशीच्या खूप खूप शुभेच्छा...🙏
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I was talking to my close friend , and she shared a story about her friend's marriage.
He recently got married and bought a ₹1.13 crore 4BHK duplex with 200 yards of land.
But here's the reality.
He has no backup plan. No farmland. Just his job and a ₹1 crore loan.
It was an arranged marriage. The girl's parents forced him to buy an expensive house, saying they wouldn't allow the marriage otherwise.
And he agreed because, yes, finding a girl to marry these days is not easy.
His wife earns ₹50K per month, but apparently, she isn't contributing a single rupee towards the loan.
Imagine carrying that much financial pressure alone.
His entire life will be under a loan. His mental health, his peace, everything.
Even if he wants to leave a toxic job, he can't. He has to keep working, no matter what, because he has EMIs to pay.
Men's lives are full of struggles. Sometimes, they take risks just to get married and make their families happy.
But at what cost? 🫡
Mr. Nobody retweeted
🚨 𝘼𝙣 8-𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧-𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡-𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 — 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩.
In the Panchkula school attack, a 3rd Grade boy lured a 6-year-old KG girl upstairs by saying her father was waiting. He slammed her head on the desk, kicked her, and kept hitting her with stones, bricks and a flowerpot even after she fell unconscious and dragged her across the floor. CCTV captured the entire 8-year-old boy attack on the special-needs girl. No teacher intervened. This raises a serious question about school safety — how can a 6-year-old KG girl be beaten so brutally inside a school with no one watching?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Tether: a psychohistory interpretation.
My latest keynote. @tether
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Meet Kanchan, a popular Instagram influencer.
The way she promotes this hair growth and hair fall product has caught my attention.
Damn!! I checked the comments section, and almost 800 people are asking for the product link. 😭
But guys, seriously... is it really possible to get such dramatic hair growth in just 1–2 months? How can people blindly believe these transformations?
Okay, maybe the product is effective, but let's look at the pictures first!
In the first picture, her hair is tied in a tight, compact braid. In the second picture, the braid is much looser, with the sections pulled out to make it look fuller.
That's a styling difference! It doesn't mean her hair has become thicker.
And Hundreds of people are asking for the link without even questioning the difference. 😭
Please understand that hair fall can have different causes.
If you're experiencing hair loss:
- Consult a dermatologist.
- Get the necessary blood tests if recommended.
- Identify possible nutritional deficiencies.
- Focus on proper nutrition and hair care.
No hate towards Kanchan or anyone promoting products. But I genuinely wish people would question these before-and-after transformations before spending their hard-earned money.
Mr. Nobody retweeted
I just saw a guy crossing the road with his head down, without even looking at the vehicles. He narrowly escaped an accident.
Maybe he was rushing to the office. Maybe he was stressed about work. I don’t know.
But guys, take a moment.
No office deadline, no meeting, no relationship, and no amount of money is more important than your life.
Work can wait. Problems can be solved. But please don’t put your life at risk just to save a few minutes.
Take care of yourself. ❤️
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My cousin sister asked me for ₹5K, and what she told me next completely changed how I saw her idea of helping someone.
I asked her, “Why do you need ₹5K?”
She said, “My friend needs it, but I don’t have that much, so I’m asking you.”
I was actually impressed. I thought, look at her helping nature. She’s trying to help a friend in need. ❤️
Then I asked her, “If you don’t have the money, why not just tell your friend that you can’t help right now?”
Her reply genuinely shocked me.
She said, “If I give her ₹5K today, she’ll return ₹6K in a week. That’s ₹1K profit!”
I was like, wait a minute. This isn’t helping someone. You’re making money out of their difficult situation.
I told her, “If you genuinely want to help your friend, give her ₹5K and take back ₹5K. Don’t make a profit out of her need.”
That conversation made me realize something.
Sometimes, we call it helping others, but deep down, we’re just looking for our own benefit.
There’s nothing wrong with making money, but there’s a difference between earning through hard work and taking advantage of someone else’s helplessness.
Not every opportunity to make money is worth taking. Sometimes, doing the right thing matters more than making a profit.
Karma has its own way of balancing things.
What do you think? Is charging ₹1K extra for a one-week loan fair, or is it taking advantage of a friend in need?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
My friend earns
Started the carrier with 15K
Eventually 50K then within 2 years he went to 1 lakh/month.
No Rent because he stays with parents
No maid because mom cooks
No trips every month because enjoyment starts with family.
No Smoking, No Drinking and No Clubbing.
No going to home or anywhere.
Now comes the real expenses
20K to support family
10K personal expenses
25K investments
5K miscellaneous
40K is the savings, he does not know what to do with the 10L corpus in his bank.
Met a bunch of guys recently in indiranagar last day, most of them are earning somewhere between ₹80,000 to ₹1.2 lakh a month.
One of them broke down the expenses for me.
Salary - ₹80,000.
Rent - ₹19,000.
Cook and maid - ₹6,000.
Groceries - around ₹6,500.
Wifi, electricity, utilities - ₹3,000.
One trip a month, nothing fancy - ₹12,500.
Sends money home for dependent parents - ₹15,000.
Goes home twice a year, avg expense ₹5,000 a month.
That’s already ₹67,000 gone. Before shopping. Before any emergency. Before a single rupee saved or invested.
On paper, ₹80,000 a month looks like a great start to a career. In reality, almost nothing is left by the time the month ends.
A good salary and a secure life are not the same thing.
Does this match what you or people around you are actually dealing with?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Agar airtel pehli baar voice only plan laane wala hai toh jio ka ye voice and sms only plan kya hai jo pehle se exist karta hai
Mein kaafi month se already jio ka 448 ka recharge karti hun jo 84 days chalta hai jisme bas unlimited calls and sms hein
Kuch bhi tweet karne se pehle thodi research nai karte ho kya, fake PR itna bhi mt kro ki misleading information deni pade
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Narendra Modi had his chance. Rahul Gandhi deserves a chance.
A democracy needs questions, accountability, and leaders who listen to the people.
No leader is bigger than the country. 🇮🇳
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At 22, you want a high-paying job.
At 27, you want a better-paying job with less stress.
At 32, you want enough money that nobody can disturb your peace.
Maybe success changes as you grow older.
What's your phase?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
The worst part of liking someone?
You start noticing things you never cared about before.
Their reply time.
Their tone.
Their online status.
Suddenly you are doing detective work for free.
Ever did it?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Indian society:
Don't date before marriage.
Don't marry late.
Don't divorce.
Don't stay single.
Don't disappoint relatives.
At some point, you realize you're living for everyone except yourself. 😭