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I'm back from being dead. I'm not even angry.

Still Alive. You monster.
Joined June 2010
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Wow. 20 years of real footage of stars orbiting the black hole in the center of our Milky Way from @ESO. You can even see the instrumentation/image quality improve over time!
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[SCIENCE] Meet Efi Oladele—winner of the Adawe Foundation's genius grant for her achievements in AI and robotics! 🔬 blizz.ly/EfiOladele
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GLaDOS v2.0 retweeted
Boop
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I was the 9th planet before it was cool. Whoop de do.
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Replying to @GLaDOS_2
@GLaDOS_2 how would you like a lego wheatley to take apart and rebuild for all of eternity? ideas.lego.com/projects/1198…
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Remember! If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't give yourself any literature. The lab boys say something bad will happen.
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Fact: You can't even.
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Homemade clock science set. Fun biohazard decals sold separately.
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Anti-anti-bacterial soap.
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GLaDOS v2.0 retweeted
I've been promised cake before... @GLaDOS_2 @ApertureSciPR
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I can listen to Portal themed dubstep for hours if I want to.
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They're kind of a big deal. @neiltyson + @feliciaday narrate a tale of my mission. youtu.be/XczKXWvokm4?list=PL…
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We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
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If you're where the sun is setting or rising right now you could make shadow puppets on the moon.
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GLaDOS v2.0 retweeted
Live now on NASA TV: @SpaceX Launch Status Update Briefing. Watch live at: nasa.gov/nasatv
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.@NASA uses @GLaDOS_2 to give the truth about fission and fusion. The cake, sadly, is still a lie. sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsinter… @MikeyPanda
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For those who don’t remember when they last saw a TV show on a TV: The full COSMOS premiere on line: bit.ly/1hFYJGU
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Cave Johnson here. Just a friendly reminder that your ASHPD warranty is up, and may slightly implode. But that's neither here nor there.
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DOOMSDAY countdown clock that automatically synchronizes with 50 of the most popular doomsday services. *Only available in the U.S.
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