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Joined April 2020
They should make birds, but with knives instead of wings
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I'm fighting with my girlfriend
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i saw mommy kissing santa claws and now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick but it's all in my head and she's touching his~
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this fuckin rules
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When I was a little boy I was scared of monsters and I'd sleep on a mattresses on the floor, but now that I'm maturing into a woman I have a bed frame... Because I want the monster under my bed to fuck me.
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I didn't eat or drink for like two days and became violently I'll after chugging a glass of ice water, but don't worry, we are so back bby
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Well Easter Saturday has been canceled because my aunts boyfriend shat himself in the dunkin drive through
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As a beginner I used purple, not because I thought it was better but just because it was purple and I like purple... Anyway now I don't use a pick when I play bass
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There's just something so empty about eating a two am turkey dog in my own apartment
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just received maybe the most fucked up sandwich i've ever paid money for. this is a "bacon egg and cheese"
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cw self harm Her blood filled the sink as she shaved her face, as it pooled around the drain dark and sinister. Short hairs fell from her razor into the sink, where they disappeared into the red fluid. The blood never seemed to stop flowing, nor did the level appear to rise.
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Need to be sitting on the chest of an adorable little puppy and holding a knife to their neck while hearing them whimper
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ニャオハとブイズ(今までのまとめです)
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if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes
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Buffalo wings are weird. Like I just ate the arms of five to ten birds
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A Jolteon getting headpats 10$ reward for Patreon
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