@la___cuna

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 new york new york
Joined October 2017
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i think it's nice that the boys are taking sensible precautions during the pandemic
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my dog's getting an ultrasound next week which will basically be a $600 belly rub
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
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maybe i'm misunderstanding but there are plenty of examples of useless/harmful things being "worth" something to somebody. of course what constitutes a perpetual ditch is debatable, but some examples (e.g. that chicago billionaire paying an army of rat-feeders) seem clear.
Ernie Tedeschi
@ernietedeschiOct 16
The joke is that it's a worthless task, but if it's actually worthless then it doesn't raise GDP in principle (there are certain ways it might still temporarily raise measured GDP).
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like it seems like the point isn't that gdp is fake or whatever so much as it is a criticism of "growth" as a political goal. as opposed to more democratic input in the economic sphere and in how wealth is used/the externalities thereof
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- Bom vídeo. 👍
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we were explaining bolsonaro to the seven year old and she said “well if he’s a bad guy it’s good he’s always in the hospital” #facts #achildswisdom
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now we've done it. this time wypipo have gone too far...
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trump was the one guy who could get permanent daylight saving time done and he blew it. failed presidency.
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so many people turn out fucked up because their dads are psychologists, lawyers, politicians, etc. i will make sure any kid i have turns out normal and happy by remaining unemployed.
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until a few hours ago i for some reason had assumed that sam rockwell was dead. the sad part is that when i saw he was alive i wasn't relieved or anything. turns out all this time i was just kind of fine with sam rockwell being dead.
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thousands of dollars of sushi. comped.
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Obama chuckled. “You mean the Eisenhower globes?”
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Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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in 70s britain if you were looking for a clergyman with a chip on his shoulder and a stick up his ass you simply had to cast this guy
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vacation update from dad
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Many questioning why he would share this do not understand "dale!" energy or what it takes to be Mr.Worldwide.
MR. POP
@MrPopOfficialOct 22
Pitbull has admitted that he did have an erection while performing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 American Music Awards.
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if i'm not supposed to eat the silica packets why did they use the "hint of lime" kind
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1996 election maybe? kinda late for a first memory of any sort but i guess i just wasn't a very politically engaged toddler.
King Abert
@Abert_SquirrelOct 21
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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fucked something up so i'm getting an early start on #swearatyourselfsaturday
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