#1 Garfield Fan in WI 28. he/him.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined November 2017
Remember fujioshi balls?
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boil 1,000 flies in milk to create fly milk
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Getting sent to the corner of class in a dunce cap, and doing body weight exercises and converting to Islam
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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Why would any hotel ever agree to host a diaper rave
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I'm basically just a guy who's waiting for Sidney Gish to put out more music
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i would be honoured to win a bronze medal. this is the alloy that brought humanity out of the long darkness
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Women who look like mice: avoid glue traps and be discerning when it comes to unguarded cheeses
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Oh, my frail constitution. My feeble mind
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Cracked open a Celsius
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my pee smells like poop #huh
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Sadly, I can't remember the last time I touched a toad.
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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I accidentally bought the gas station dick pills that permanently shrink your penis
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I make money off monkey milk mondays
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Uncle Brumpus was always a beast at tickle fights, but those delicate fingers just couldn't find purchase once he was confined inside the cold steel and cement walls and all the miles of razor-wire that kept him locked up in the state correctional facilities. RIP
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The moment you realize the old Brewers glove logo is an "M" and a "B" is when you realize the Illuminati is real.
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*at the poop drive thru* uhhh can i get a number 2
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the crap that smiles back poopshit
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Replying to @qprjarthur
The question is whether you sucked water out of a cloth when you were a kid Primarily in the shower
76%Sucked water out of cloth
24%Did not
10,009 votes • Final results
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