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ProtectorPrime retweeted
You know what's scarier than watching a horror movie, watching the clock rewind an hour on an overnight shift....🫠 Happy EST, everyone! Enjoy the extra hour of sleep for us. 🕐
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A Houston homeowner tested his water meter with a bucket after questioning his bills. The reading showed a major discrepancy. #enough #enoughhouston
Read the full story at the link in the comments.
Anyone with a @cybertruck experienced this? Tends to happen with winds that are head on, perhaps from the side, not quite sure. I can’t isolate where it’s coming from… @wmorrill3
Ironic that the cardiologist I’ve had for 6yrs and just used for a costly ablation suddenly goes out of network for me. @UHC
ProtectorPrime retweeted
One reason young people want socialism so much is that they're jealous that older people have it and they don't.
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When he loves Sydney Sweeney
This is spot on.😂 That "I look nothing like that." comment🤣 lol should’ve picked one that looks like his girl or someone not as attractive 🤣🤣 best way to avoid the fight. Better if he said his crush was Lizzo
via @NikkiAlexis w/ Gabe Greenspan
#comedy #funny #comedyvideo #comedyvideo
When your friend dates your ex
When will she start making movies...!? Nikki Howard funny as hell... lol Twist on Twist on Twist.
via @NikkiAlexis w/ @RioSage_ @averhamilton
#comedy #funny #comedyvideo
ProtectorPrime retweeted
The setup: we hung a banana on fishing line above the left edge of the opening. A laser sensor watched the rear tire. The moment the tire turned, the line released and the banana started to fall.
