Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Improving Your TL Since 2009
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
I voted Democrat in Ohio!
I'm supporting Sherrod Brown for U.S. Senate because he believes the rich should "pay their fair share."
I Googled some statistics to support my position:
Top 1% of earners: 38.4%
Top 10%: 70.5%
Top 50%: 96.7%
Bottom 50%: 3.3%
Me: 0%
Apparently, that's the percentage of all federal income taxes each group pays. Hmm. Could someone explain those numbers to me?
Anyways, I know I pay my fair share of taxes.
It's other people who do not.
The RICH need to pay MORE! 💙🗳️
Main takeaway:
Jarvis is looking for someone to have the freaky-deaky with.
I WANT A NORWEGIAN FRIEND AND A JAPANESE FRIEND. Requirements:
1. Must live in your home country.
2. Male or female are fine. All politics and religion are fine but you can’t be annoying about it.
3. Nothing sexual. I do not desire any sort of intimate relationship with you in the short or long term. Again, nothing sexual.
If you’re a Norwegian living in Norway or a Japanese living in Japan and you want a cool internet pal living in Colorado, DM me.
Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
Today I’m wearing my keffiyeh jacket to show my solidarity with Gaza.
Hand-finished in cashmere-and-silk bouclé, £3,250.
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Chrishell Stause and G Flip breakup was initiated by singer.
Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/10/26/g-flip-en…
Madlibs ass headline.
Lula’s Election Win: How Taylor’s Swift’s Advice to Fandom Helped Him to a Historic Victory and Defeat for Trump variety.com/2026/film/global…
Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership.
Don't believe the lies. California is safer because of Democratic policies.
We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration. People make mistakes. Sometimes they make the same mistakes over and over again.
Everyone deserves another chance, especially if they pinky swear they won't do it again. 💙🗳️
"Honey, wake up! Brand new sentence just dropped."
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
Prayers appreciated for Ernie.
He has a big day tomorrow at the vet. Starting a new treatment. He’s had a rough couple of years, but you can’t keep a good boy down.
