@GeoffAgain

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

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Joined July 2023
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Twitter Friends: Anyone out there looking for a bargain on luxury jewelry? I have a gift certificate for $2K to Tacori, but I don't really have a need for ornamentation. Anyone wanna take it off my hands at a deep discount? Get at me. tacori.com/
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David Wright
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Laugh all you want but Cheesecake Factories helped this country win WW2. In the 1940s, 23% of the adult population worked in these factories, and the US produced 300 to 400 million tons of Cheesecake per year. We used to build things.
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jordan
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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist. Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
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Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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Michael
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Wait now they’re telling me that making a game with AI is hard? I thought they’ve been telling us how easy it is to make their own game now? So which one is it?
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In theory, why would I want to buy your ai generated game if I could just ai generate it myself?
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I didn't *assume* that Dan was actually this fucking stupid, but in no ways whatsoever am I surprised. Also why is McAfee piglet pink??
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I’m truly at a loss for words
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There are a lot of mentally ill people in this world, but none of them sadder or more owned than the people who've based their entire personalities around deifying Apple products. Stop it. Get some help.
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What the fuck color is he.
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Kansas Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who voted 14 times to continue Trump's Iran war: "Look, it's the price of gas... as the price went up, our poll numbers went down. So, I think it's the price of gas."
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Little Boots Productions@LittleBootsProOct 26
I keep on hearing people say “the Prequels are bad,” yet no one can actually explain why or how they are bad. It almost always boils down to personal preference. Rarely does anyone point to an objective flaw with the film that diminishes them in some capacity.
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Dr. Hank Desmond@HankDesmondPhDOct 26
If James Talarico is elected, your white son, John, will go to school one day and come back your black daughter, LaToya. This is the frightening reality facing millions of Texan parents.
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First trailer for ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill. The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies. Releasing November 20 on Apple TV.
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DSA continues to be the most unserious group of people going. They don't want progress, they don't want to win, they don't want to govern. They simply want to perpetually air petty purity grievances.
Max Fisher
@Max_FisherOct 27
DSA National is pushing with both arms to alienate and undermine Nithya precisely because she is on the verge of achieving actual power for the anti-Zionist cause. They want it to remain a Posting Cause only so they can continue to center themselves.
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Tommy Vietor
@TVietor08Oct 26
Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
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Once again y'all got yourselves worked up over absolutely nothing.
Variety
@VarietyOct 27
Jay-Z to Perform at Apple Music 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show variety.com/2026/music/news/…

Jay-Z to Perform at Apple Music 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show

Jay-Z has been booked to perform at the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show.

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Jamison Daniel
@AntiquarianMuseOct 26
Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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Who cares what this dildo loser thinks.
ABC7 Eyewitness News
@ABC7Oct 27
Rick Caruso explains why he's voting for Karen Bass over Nithya Raman for Los Angeles mayor in an exclusive interview with ABC7 Political Reporter Josh Haskell. FULL INTERVIEW: abc7ne.ws/Dr13ti

In ABC7 exclusive, Rick Caruso says he's voting for Karen Bass in Los Angeles mayoral race

With eight days left to vote, former mayoral candidate Rick Caruso says he's voting for the person who defeated him four years ago, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.

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The Cowboys just really suck, and it's always joyful when that happens.
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Feels like a good time to remind everyone that Fuck Harry Kane.
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sierra 🦉@polaroidbonezOct 26
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
Nick Sortor
@nicksortorOct 25
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiOct 26
The curse is undefeated.
Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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I did not know Eric but the grieving on my TL from the people who did tells me he was a tremendous talent and, more importantly, a tremendous human. My condolences to all of you. A horrible thing.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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The #Browns being in this at all, especially as high as the 3rd seed, is profoundly hilarious. Congrats to literally everyone except Deshaun Watson so far.
PFF
@PFFOct 26
The Pats and Ravens have been edged out, heading into Week 8
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