Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

Joined July 2023
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Laugh all you want but Cheesecake Factories helped this country win WW2. In the 1940s, 23% of the adult population worked in these factories, and the US produced 300 to 400 million tons of Cheesecake per year. We used to build things.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist. Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Wait now they’re telling me that making a game with AI is hard? I thought they’ve been telling us how easy it is to make their own game now? So which one is it?
In theory, why would I want to buy your ai generated game if I could just ai generate it myself?
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I keep on hearing people say “the Prequels are bad,” yet no one can actually explain why or how they are bad. It almost always boils down to personal preference. Rarely does anyone point to an objective flaw with the film that diminishes them in some capacity.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
If James Talarico is elected, your white son, John, will go to school one day and come back your black daughter, LaToya. This is the frightening reality facing millions of Texan parents.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
The curse is undefeated.
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
this is so bleak
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Butker, make me a sandwich.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
Lindsay James missed over half of her votes in the Iowa legislature. When she did show up, she was voting to give illegal aliens welfare and men in women's sports. Now, she wants a pay raise and a job promotion to bring her Portland, Oregon values to Iowa.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Position statement. If Zionism were simply about establishing the right of Jews to live safely wherever they are, including in their ancestral homeland, I would be a Zionist. But this isn't what Zionism is about. It is, and always has been, about creating a Jewish-majority state in a land where the majority of people are not Jewish. This necessarily means either removing most non-Jews or denying them citizenship. Zionists have done, and are still doing, both. I believe in the right of ALL people to live safely wherever they are. I oppose every means used to drive people out of their homes and lands: mass murder, ethnic cleansing, systematic violence, denial of citizenship, violation of basic human rights. Zionism uses all these means to create and maintain its Jewish state. Therefore I am an anti-Zionist.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Yet another tragic aftereffect of Bush’s Iraq War: If we had not invaded and Saddam had not been hanged, he’d still be alive today and people would get this fucking Cheesecake Factory joke
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Shoes on while praying, three prostrate instead of two and salaam towards the left only. These are hired actors who didn’t bother to research the role they were supposed to play.
On a train in Italy you don't pray on the floor in the middle of people. That's not prayer, it's a show of force. Everyone is free to believe what they want, but public space must be respected. Enough with fanaticism.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Just talked to an Ohio voter who said she didn’t care about the Vivek ad. Voting for this loser, creep, chud anyway, because she didn’t like Acton’s Covid response. I’ve also heard from lots of Paxton voters who are happy to hold their nose to keep the state red. Don’t count on anti-Trump turnout. GO VOTE.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Yglesias Abundance politics would’ve advised Dems to ignore ICE abuse and back data center expansion. Would’ve been catastrophic politically.
Matthew Yglesias continues to say that talking about ICE and excessive force in immigration enforcement helps Republicans. He is obviously wrong about this and refuses to acknowledge the data. Way past time for everyone to update their priors on this.
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