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Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
Grateful for the support and feedback. Enjoy the book!
And absolutely agree: it’s the very concept which is driving them mental.
That’s precisely why we won’t be deterred. Spam Amazon until your heart is content.
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
Never before have I wished for pundits speaking with the usual cliches. Infantino has reached new levels of farce with this pretend Superbowl nonsense.
In any other wallk of life, the employees involved in this level of incompetence would face consequences. In Scotland, they get rewarded.
Go on strike please. Forever.
BREAKING: The KMI panel has ruled that Celtic should not have been awarded a penalty versus Motherwell last week
The panel said that John Beaton was right not to award the penalty initially and that VAR should not have intervened
🔗onlrl.co/yp9nya
No one would miss Gollum and his cheating goons. Bring refs into Scotland from anywhere else on the planet.
BREAKING: Scottish referees hint they could go on STRIKE over 'abuse, intimidation, threats and pitch invasions'
thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/1…
We want blood from the @spfl and @ScottishFA . O'Neill's BS on @talkSPORT also delightfully called out.
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
The fallout from Celtic Park on Saturday, Martin O’Neill’s comments to @JimWhite, and how Hearts can build on a remarkable season.
Plenty for @DonaldsonESPN to talk about when he joined Paul Hawksbee and Andy Jacobs on talkSPORT earlier today… ⬇️
youtu.be/_8jkx4p9Vsk
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
🗣️ "Everyone eventually made it back in unharmed, though with a bit of blood here and there."
Hearts star reveals team-mates left bloodied after Celtic Park chaos
🔗 onlrl.co/nouv6h
I'm sure Asterisk FC will enjoy that. Well done Willie Collum and your minions. The game in Scotland is a fucking bogey!
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
‘As you can see Gordon, this is an excellent decision from the VAR. Our only disappointment is that it wasn’t given on-field, but that’s why we have this technology’
“Thanks Willie, but we’ve not actually showed you the video yet”
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
History in the making? The connection between Heart of Midlothian head coach Derek McInnes and his captain and centre-forward Lawrence Shankland has been one of the most important stories of the Scottish season. McInnes knew Shankland from Aberdeen days. He brought him in from Queen’s Park in 2013, telling RedTV he had “monitored” the teenaged Shankland for a while. Shankland said the moment he spoke to McInnes he wanted to go to Aberdeen. McInnes gave Shankland his debut against Inverness Caledonian Thistle in 2014. A bond was forged.
When McInnes became Hearts head coach last summer, he spoke to Shankland who was considering his options as a free agent. Shankland’s four-year-old daughter Eva famously wanted her dad to stay at Tynecastle because of her love for club mascot Jock the Jambo. McInnes knew how important family was to Shankland, and spoke to the striker about the value of being settled, and also being “ingrained” in the club as he told Hearts TV.
Shankland signed a new deal, and the rest is history. A lot of history. It has been 66 years since Hearts last won the Scottish title, 41 years since a team other than Celtic or Rangers won the Scottish title. Shankland has so far scored 14 times in the race for the title. The latest was last night’s winner against Rangers at a bouncing Tynecastle. “THE SKIPPER DOES IT AGAIN” Hearts admin posted @JamTarts. “LAWRENCE SHANKLAND YOU BEAUTYYYYYYYY”.
If Hearts get over the line (they lead Celtic by 3 points and +5 superior GD with 3 games left), what McInnes and his players will have done will be truly historic. And that connection between McInnes and Shankland will be season-defining - arguably career-defining. Historic, epic. #Hearts
Geoff Kilpatrick retweeted
When a Jambo gets asked by ESPN to write about the Jambos and their part in this season’s Scottish Premiership title race…
My piece on Hearts potentially being just four games from creating history:
espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…
Well, that's the Will Buxton hot take for Drive to Survive Season 8 Episode 1. "On a parade lap, it's important to complete the lap". #Piastri
