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Philosopher/Ploughman. Chief Cook & Bottle Washer of the Carbon Kitchen/CobOven/ThePhoenix/ITM. Pronouns: Wood/Fired/Oven. We're on a mission from God.

The sacred river Alph, Xanadu
Joined February 2017
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
Replying to @mnsibley
Hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps
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My luck is so bad, I could fall into vat of nipples and come out sucking my own thumb.
When you try to make eyeball cookies for Halloween but end up with a pile of titties- Follow me for more holiday tips…..
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I thought the final solution to Jeopardy! tonight was Bob Villa. Turns out it was Ice-T. The missus turned to me, chuckled and then said, "Okay, Boomer." Bitch.
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The ginger 'broad' on Jeopardy! tonight is totally a Weird Al Yankovic doppelganger.
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French Obi Wan soup tomorrow. I lobbied for wings and nachos for Thursday Night Football, but was told to be quiet.
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The EU just turned down Canada's entreaties to become a cadet member of their academy. It turns out they had us on Double Secret Probation, and were not impressed with how we comported ourselves during that period. 'Hopefully we can re-apply next semester', says PM Mark Carney.
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
48 years ago this month, Rush released 'Hemispheres'. It reached stores on October 24, 1978, after the whole album premiered on Toronto's CHUM-FM on October 5 with the band in the studio. Their sixth studio album gave all of side one to the 18-minute Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres, finishing the story left hanging at the end of A Farewell to Kings, with Apollo and Dionysus battling for control. Side two had Circumstances, The Trees and La Villa Strangiato, a 12-section instrumental. It peaked at No. 14 in Canada and the UK and No. 47 on the Billboard 200, went platinum in Canada and gold in the US by mid-December, and finally went platinum in the US in 1993. 🎸 La Villa Strangiato was Rush's first recorded instrumental, built from Alex Lifeson's nightmares. What's your favorite track on Hemispheres? 🎸
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Dude was a fucking time traveler!
Coos Bay World (Oregon) October 28, 1937
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You speak our language, you wear our clothes, you drive our cars, you spend our money. You’ve already assimilated into Canadian culture.
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A generation of retards, on reserve or off, aboriginal or not, the kids are not alirght.
🇨🇦⛏️🌍🪦 : Algonquin Youth Collective blames resource development in Canada, for genocide around the world. The speaker admits so many First Nation communities are poorly run, full of crime, corruption & abuse. Instead of calling out their own FN leaders & demanding accountability, the Algonquin Youth Collective want Canada to return to the stone age. What would Canada look like if we stopped developing our natural resources? How do people get so brainwashed to think any of this is true or realistic?
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
The idea that we were going to form a "New World Order" made of "middle powers" and do an end run around Trump was laughable at best.
BREAKING: EU reportedly abandons plans to offer Canada “associate member” status after opposition from Germany, France, Italy, & Greece.
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The Indian Act is racist and how dare you try and take it away from us. Make it make sense, mommy.
An Indigenous youth advocate on the Indian Act: "We will not be assimilated into Canadian culture." She claims "Harper gave his playbook over to Mark Carney to assimilate us, but it won't work."
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
But Sir, it's literally your resume. 😆😆😆 This is the best one in a long time. It made me spit out my coffee. Ya.... it did. 🤭😆
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
Replying to @bruce_mcgonigal
What if we just let them return to the stone age? No iPhone, no lights, no Escalades Not a single luxury Like good ole Chief Maquinna It's primitive as can be
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Chicken Cordon Bleu, broccoli, Hollandaise, and half a baked potato thst I didn't touch. The dogs will get that tomorrow.
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The dogs had the lefotver broccoli, potato and even a small helping of chicken with their breakfast. they were most pleased.
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
Special welcome to my newest followers
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