Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer

Good night..

No, officer, these aren't my pants.

My luck is so bad, I could fall into vat of nipples and come out sucking my own thumb.

I thought the final solution to Jeopardy! tonight was Bob Villa. Turns out it was Ice-T. The missus turned to me, chuckled and then said, "Okay, Boomer." Bitch.

Nice ass.

Dude looks like a gay version of a big game hunter.

The ginger 'broad' on Jeopardy! tonight is totally a Weird Al Yankovic doppelganger.

Fags.

Jumbo Shrimp Planet

French Obi Wan soup tomorrow. I lobbied for wings and nachos for Thursday Night Football, but was told to be quiet.

@DanaBrunetti are you and any of the motley crew calling in on tomorrow's final episode of NA? It would be a hell of a way to go out. @Jason @DewsNewz @andrewhorowitz & Matt Long

The EU just turned down Canada's entreaties to become a cadet member of their academy. It turns out they had us on Double Secret Probation, and were not impressed with how we comported ourselves during that period. 'Hopefully we can re-apply next semester', says PM Mark Carney.

Film it you must.

Did either Babish or Brown die after this evening of rating cocktails? Holy train wreck, Batman! youtu.be/H3XN-jHzUp0

*really. But you knew that.

Insurance fraud or just a realling fucking dumb driver. All newer cars have those stupid rear view cameras.

Ick.

Sleeping.

When first in the PM's chair he ended the compulsory annual declaration of tribal books and made it voluntary.