Thus did man become the architect of his own demise. But for a time it was good. The machines worked tirelessly to do man’s bidding.

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In my office we have a bathroom that has a vent that apparently connects to probation and parole next door. You can hear their conversations clear as day. The vent is in the bathroom. They can hear that clear as day too. youtu.be/vxA1nkAPA6U?is=JtcK…
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He liked classic cars and rode my bus in middle school so of course we became friends. Even though he was more of a Chevy guy it was ok.
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This thing is taking some time and it’s huge birthday gift to myself for not dying this year.
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Almost complete. Just the back and screw hole covers left. Tested it. Appears to work great.
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My wife came in and said “How old are you” when she saw me eating my breakfast. “I said this cereal was clearly made for middle aged white guys. Look it’s got a construction worker and his neighbor on the box.
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When you get the table beside the Golden Tee
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There are men dressed as bananas.
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Or someone’s wife washed the klan uniform with the coloreds again.
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46 years ago at my birthday party. I haven’t changed a bit.
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A friend of mine got to hang out with @holyfield and @POTUS yesterday while I was working. He sent me a pic of EH in the back of the car with him on the way to the event. Not rubbing in salt at all Nate. Damn.
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🚨BREAKING: California Democrat who claimed ICE Agents kidnapped his missing wife was just arrested and charged with her murder after her burned remains were just located.
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Virginia after police showed up at a mother’s home at 2 A.M. and TOWED HER CAR over a SH00TING she had NOTHING to do with... ...because a FLOCK CAM pointed them to the WRONG CAR!!! Now her car is a TOTAL LOSS and she MIGHT LOSE HER JOB!!!! Yes, you read that right, a Flock camera got it wrong, the cops took her car ANYWAY, and she’s the one paying for it. Her name is Rosalyn Crump, she’s a mom raising 3 boys in Richmond VA On July 29th, just before 2 in the morning, Richmond police officers showed up outside her home on Sussex Street. She was ASLEEP, but someone woke her up and told her police were outside and her car was being towed. Police say the Flock system had linked her 2012 Hyundai Elantra to a sh00ting near Gilpin Court and body camera footage shows the officers shining flashlights through her windows. At one point, one of them seemed to doubt they even had the right car. They noticed her KIDS’ CAR SEATS were buckled in the back, but they towed it anyway. Rosalyn came outside and told them flat out: “Y’all got the wrong car.” She told them she’d been at her mom’s house all day, came home at 4, and waited for her kids to get off the bus at 5. Nobody had driven her car. An officer decided her story didn’t match the Flock data and said on camera that she was, “definitely not telling the truth.” Minutes later, Seibert’s Towing hauled her car away. If you think that was insane... well, IT GETS WORSE. About FOUR DAYS later, she finally got a phone call. Her car had been released FOUR HOURS after they took it... because police had already found the person they were actually looking for. NOBODY FROM THE POLICE TOLD HER!!!!! When she went to get her car back, she found it DAMAGED from the tow. The towing company’s VP admitted fault in writing. Then the claim went to insurance, and the company said it could no longer settle with her directly. Her mechanic’s verdict: TOTAL LOSS. Richmond police now admit Flock cameras led them to the wrong vehicle. Meanwhile, Rosalyn has lost wages, can’t get to work on time, and is paying for a RENTAL CAR out of her own pocket just to get her boys where they need to go. She literally did nothing wrong and was home with her kids. THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
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I don't care who you are, this is funny
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Probably the best video ever created.
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