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Joined April 2011
Ppl living for the aesthetics and flex, and not the actual enjoyment of things. Fuckin weirdos
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The older i get the more i realise im not meant for interpersonal relationships at all im just a transient visitor in everyones lives and i can only exist as an oracle
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Man the game has changed so much. I get the analytics but this form of basketball will forever be the best to me. I nerd out teaching my 12-year-old how to read/manipulate defenders to create space and get to his spot to get his shot off.
MJ had 24 of the Wizards' 29 1st quarter points. Baron Davis: "I was so mesmerized. I was guarding T Lue. You'll see I never help. I said, 'Damn bro. My bad. I was just watching.'"
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Really turned nba basketball into wwe and baddies narratives. It’s wild to see in real time
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BREAKING: Former NFL head coach Rex Ryan has been arrested in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck. Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.
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That efficiency shit is overrated. Kd so efficient it led him to 2 rings. Lebron so efficient but he’s 4-6 which isn’t efficient at all. Turning basketball into baseball was the worst shit ever. Throw that shit out the window and win me some mf games
SGA’s efficiency this season is showing just how overrated the efficiency argument was in last year’s MVP debate. Look at his effective field goal percentage (eFG%) over the years: 2021–22: 49.6% 2022–23: 53.1% 2023–24: 56.7% 2024–25: 56.9% 2025–26: 59.7% 2026–27: 50.6% (so far) As OKC became deeper and more dominant, SGA’s efficiency went up. Now, with OKC’s depth temporarily depleted he’s being asked to carry more of the offensive burden and take tougher shots. Suddenly, his eFG% has fallen below the NBA average again. This is exactly why the MVP argument built so heavily around his efficiency was flawed. Efficiency doesn’t exist in a vacuum. Team depth, offensive support, and the burden a superstar carries matter enormously.
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The oldest sites in the Americas are likely underwater.
Some 18,000 years ago, sea levels were likely some 400 feet lower, essentially meaning Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, and other states along all the US had some shorelines over a hundred miles out from today's coasts in some areas. Florida, for example, was twice as large then. Whatever evidence that still exists of the oldest sites in the Americas likely lies buried under sand and silt in the submerged areas. There is ongoing research in this area. Here is a bit: mfaught.org/wp-content/uploa…
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Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
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Multiple truths exist in this simulation. When u grasp that, you’re one inclination smarter
"It was scripted!" "It's a coincidence!" Nope it's neither one We live in a simulation and the universe has natural synchronicities
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"It was scripted!" "It's a coincidence!" Nope it's neither one We live in a simulation and the universe has natural synchronicities
The score was the EXACT SAME both times Jayson Tatum dunked on LeBron 👀
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Shump right by definition...if you DIDNT WIN you lost...which makes you a loser...
Iman Shumpert and DeMarcus Cousins argue over who would you take on your team to win a Championship Norris Cole or Allen Iverson: DeMarcus: You just told me that Iverson was a loser and you only want winners. So you want Norris Cole instead of Iverson? Iman: By definition how many rings does Allen Iverson have? It’s not my definition when you talk about champions is Allen Iverson apart of the conversation? Yes or no? He’s not because he is a loser. Allen Iverson did not win that is a fact, I’m not saying Norris Cole is better than Allen Iverson.”
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In these days and times u really should be grateful for anyone to wana put up with anything about you
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Worst nba ever
Kevin Garnett says he gets DISAPPOINTED whenever he watches Bam Adebayo and questions what he worked on in the summer: “I used Bam because I love watching him. I like his style but I’m watching the league of young guys. I’m watching Mobley, I’m watching Bam, and each time I watch him I see him with guys who never played in the league and I go ‘damn, I want to see what Bam brought this year that’s going to make him one of the best bigs this year.’ I get so disappointed when I go away with what I’m expecting to see, vs what I’m looking at. That tells me, you did nothing in the summer. — From guys to go from 1.0 to 2.0, you got to go to somebody that gives you league sh*t to take you to a advantage.”
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Didn’t want to be Robin and now he’s Alfred
Jaylen introduced 3rd on his night can’t believe the Sixers disrespect him like that
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The irony of this whole discussion can be summed up with this. A loser can never understand a winner and a winner will never understand a loser..
Iman Shumpert and DeMarcus Cousins argue over who would you take on your team to win a Championship Norris Cole or Allen Iverson: DeMarcus: You just told me that Iverson was a loser and you only want winners. So you want Norris Cole instead of Iverson? Iman: By definition how many rings does Allen Iverson have? It’s not my definition when you talk about champions is Allen Iverson apart of the conversation? Yes or no? He’s not because he is a loser. Allen Iverson did not win that is a fact, I’m not saying Norris Cole is better than Allen Iverson.”
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Look at how he’s playing bro. I’ve watched this nigga for 10 years I know him and he’s not built for this kinda war narrative. Look what jimmy butler did to him all those years
Jaylen Brown revenge game is the least scariest thing of all time
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U wana say brown plays harder or more of a dog than Tatum cool. Better player has never been a question in my eyes tho
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Tatum > Brown and that’s always been the case
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Tahaad Pettiford against App State 🔥 26 PTS | 8-16 FG | 3-5 3PT | 3 AST | 25 MIN
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Opponents think they’re finally getting a rest when that 7’5 alien checks out just to see this mf start working they ass😂✌️
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Literally….YES.
So if you never win a ring, that makes you a loser? So it’s either you’re a champion or you’re a loser?
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