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The older i get the more i realise im not meant for interpersonal relationships at all im just a transient visitor in everyones lives and i can only exist as an oracle
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Man the game has changed so much. I get the analytics but this form of basketball will forever be the best to me. I nerd out teaching my 12-year-old how to read/manipulate defenders to create space and get to his spot to get his shot off.
MJ had 24 of the Wizards' 29 1st quarter points. Baron Davis: "I was so mesmerized. I was guarding T Lue. You'll see I never help. I said, 'Damn bro. My bad. I was just watching.'"
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The oldest sites in the Americas are likely underwater.
Some 18,000 years ago, sea levels were likely some 400 feet lower, essentially meaning Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, and other states along all the US had some shorelines over a hundred miles out from today's coasts in some areas. Florida, for example, was twice as large then. Whatever evidence that still exists of the oldest sites in the Americas likely lies buried under sand and silt in the submerged areas. There is ongoing research in this area. Here is a bit: mfaught.org/wp-content/uploa…
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Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
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"It was scripted!" "It's a coincidence!" Nope it's neither one We live in a simulation and the universe has natural synchronicities
The score was the EXACT SAME both times Jayson Tatum dunked on LeBron 👀
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Shump right by definition...if you DIDNT WIN you lost...which makes you a loser...
Iman Shumpert and DeMarcus Cousins argue over who would you take on your team to win a Championship Norris Cole or Allen Iverson: DeMarcus: You just told me that Iverson was a loser and you only want winners. So you want Norris Cole instead of Iverson? Iman: By definition how many rings does Allen Iverson have? It’s not my definition when you talk about champions is Allen Iverson apart of the conversation? Yes or no? He’s not because he is a loser. Allen Iverson did not win that is a fact, I’m not saying Norris Cole is better than Allen Iverson.”
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Didn’t want to be Robin and now he’s Alfred
Jaylen introduced 3rd on his night can’t believe the Sixers disrespect him like that
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The irony of this whole discussion can be summed up with this. A loser can never understand a winner and a winner will never understand a loser..
Iman Shumpert and DeMarcus Cousins argue over who would you take on your team to win a Championship Norris Cole or Allen Iverson: DeMarcus: You just told me that Iverson was a loser and you only want winners. So you want Norris Cole instead of Iverson? Iman: By definition how many rings does Allen Iverson have? It’s not my definition when you talk about champions is Allen Iverson apart of the conversation? Yes or no? He’s not because he is a loser. Allen Iverson did not win that is a fact, I’m not saying Norris Cole is better than Allen Iverson.”
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Look at how he’s playing bro. I’ve watched this nigga for 10 years I know him and he’s not built for this kinda war narrative. Look what jimmy butler did to him all those years
Jaylen Brown revenge game is the least scariest thing of all time
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Tahaad Pettiford against App State 🔥 26 PTS | 8-16 FG | 3-5 3PT | 3 AST | 25 MIN
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Opponents think they’re finally getting a rest when that 7’5 alien checks out just to see this mf start working they ass😂✌️
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Black people really are the moral conscience of this nation.
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Y’ALL GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Transport to the 90s
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Accepting that I’ve been dealt a different set of cards than the majority of people I know and will probably ever meet so I can’t play around like everybody else
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It shouldn’t take a “good” woman to make you a “better” man (same vice versa) … that shit pisses me off anytime I hear it … You should have some type of moral compass or principle about yourself to make yourself want to be better.
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The fuck is a dream date for a dude?
We can get to the bottom of this “dates are for women” thing if we just ask guys to tell us their perfect dream date. Only problem here is men don’t typically dream about dates lol which we should!
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Everybody doesn’t need to make content. Most people need to just go to work & enjoy their lives without recording everything for an online audience. I promise you it’s ok
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Bro I aint never seen no shit like this in my life 😂
Derik Queen dapped up his teammates and left the arena MID GAME while down 40 😭😭
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Since Lebron was getting EXPOSED by the Celtics and the 76ers were down by more than 20 points, he resorted to trying to sell a flagrant foul SMH This fraud has no shame Absolutely pathetic
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philly muslims are so 😭😭😭
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