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Joined March 2021
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ive loved every character in this show so far tbh like im not even far in at all but theyve all been so charming
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real friendship is when you could ask them a question that would normally get you cancelled on twitter and they respond to you with their genuine thoughts on the subject instead of immediately assuming that you're a horrible person
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i think this was the intended way to watch one piece (very high and knowing some spoilers and memes out of context and trying to puzzle piece together the plot)
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smoking a joint with ur gf all romantical but ur a baby about bitter tastes so ur just taking like 2 or 3 hits and going "ewwww >_< bleck >:P" and she gets the rest
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my mewtwo is actually getting pretty good, is it time to go to a tournament with karma and get my confidence stomped back down again chat
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growing up with super controlling parents lowkey makes you into a weeaboo but for totally normal shit. i'll think "omggg this is just like in the movies!!! >w<" and i'm just like going outside past 10pm
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when you think about it, its kinda wild that the default is "you're young, you'll be fine" instead of "youre old, it happens". a 20 year old with chronic pain should be way more alarming than an 80 year old whos knee hurts when they walk too much.
if u have chronic pain and fatigue as a young adult they genuinely just shoot u in the head
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this has been happening all week
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if a ravishing gal with a plump behind doesn’t sit her large, round posterior on my face with great haste and swiftness then by golly i’m gonna lose my gosh dang marbles
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Some of you talk about "the revolution" in a way that is indistinguishable from how Evangelicals talk about "the rapture" where you sit at home and wait for it to happen
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I sincerely apologize for mocking this image in the past Im so fucking sorry
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ten trans people in elected positions and COUNTING baby we are so BACK things will get better for ALL OF US
Replying to @bluefolf
TEN! This is Liish Kozlowski, they are trans, nonbinary, & 2 spirit!
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The experience™️
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my personal inattentive adhd moodboard
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i wish i would get jumpscared by this thing more often than the flame flame fruit and i do not care if the monkeys paw curls for me
whoever at epic said "we should make a screaming rocket launcher that plays A$AP Rocky while it's flying by" is probably the funniest person like ever
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All this craze for the pirate item shop token on fortnite is so intense I had a dream today that i was playing with my friends and I went " Dude we're getting everything BUT the stupid token" and then I opened a chest and got this
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This Fortnite shit gets serious
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