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Joined March 2021
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real friendship is when you could ask them a question that would normally get you cancelled on twitter and they respond to you with their genuine thoughts on the subject instead of immediately assuming that you're a horrible person
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growing up with super controlling parents lowkey makes you into a weeaboo but for totally normal shit. i'll think "omggg this is just like in the movies!!! >w<" and i'm just like going outside past 10pm
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when you think about it, its kinda wild that the default is "you're young, you'll be fine" instead of "youre old, it happens". a 20 year old with chronic pain should be way more alarming than an 80 year old whos knee hurts when they walk too much.
if u have chronic pain and fatigue as a young adult they genuinely just shoot u in the head
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this has been happening all week
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if a ravishing gal with a plump behind doesn’t sit her large, round posterior on my face with great haste and swiftness then by golly i’m gonna lose my gosh dang marbles
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Some of you talk about "the revolution" in a way that is indistinguishable from how Evangelicals talk about "the rapture" where you sit at home and wait for it to happen
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I sincerely apologize for mocking this image in the past Im so fucking sorry
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The experience™️
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my personal inattentive adhd moodboard
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All this craze for the pirate item shop token on fortnite is so intense I had a dream today that i was playing with my friends and I went " Dude we're getting everything BUT the stupid token" and then I opened a chest and got this
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This Fortnite shit gets serious
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𓇨𓅂𓈖𓅱𓅓𓅱𓂋𓊪𓉔 𓆑𓅱𓂋𓏏𓈖𓇋𓏏𓅂 𓇋𓋴 𓄿 𓋴𓈎𓇋𓈖 𓂋𓅂𓃭𓅂𓄿𓋴𓅂𓂧 𓇋𓈖 𓎢𓉔𓄿𓊪𓏏𓅂𓂋 𓏏𓅃𓅱 𓋴𓅂𓄿𓋴𓅱𓈖 𓆑𓇋𓆯𓅂Pirate Shop Token𓂧𓄿𓇋𓃭𓇌 𓄿𓆑𓆑𓇋𓂋𓅓𓄿𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖𓋴 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓊪𓅂𓅂 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓊪𓅱𓅱𓊪
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put together a jirachi page using the michi method i’m so happy with how it turned out
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how everyday feels
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A little moonlight around your wrist! 🌙💜 Pokémon Accessory - Bracelet Cresselia ✨️ Check it out at the link below! 🛑 buff.ly/WBbr974 #Pokemon #Cresselia #PokemonAccessory
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Deadlock is so boring... i just wish there was a large gorilla from the moon who,, mngh,, n-no stop!,, , we ca- mfggnghh b-but,, we,, we're both girls!!
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