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Frequently silly, sometimes serious (but mostly just having fun).

Always on the move
Joined October 2021
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Are you tired of a surveillance society filled with cameras? Then you may enjoy my free, 3D printed solution that temporarily disables cameras without causing permanent damage. I made this as a public service exclusively for cities that have decided they need to black bag Flock cameras. Please note, hordes of bozos should not use this to take back their privacy by harmlessly blocking Flock cameras using nothing but a grocery bag and a rubber band. #GoFlockYourself
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North Korea should launch a shitcoin where they reinvest all their hacking profits into buybacks. They could commoditize the hacking industry and would immediately become tech darlings, only to f*ck us over later. But, the run up would be fun, right?
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Star Wars nerds around the world must be in shambles right now.
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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Governor Hat retweeted
Polymarket was compromised by an unknown Threat Actor. Millions of dollars have been stolen in the past hour. Throwback to when Polymarket mocked Threat Actors for enumerating their infrastructure and building targets.
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Mt. Gox survivoors RN
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The hackings will continue until exit liquidity improves.
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Very excited to see @THORChain once again larp as decentralized as it launders $6B in stolen funds. GGs you rapscallions
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Governor Hat retweeted
Some things you'd never type into an AI chat. Your health. Your money. Last night's dream about your boss. We built a dream journal on ZeroSignal to show what an AI app for sensitive information can look like. Here's the demo 👇
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Heard Algorand is launching a ✨points✨program? Might actually become bullish once more
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Absolutely, fucking nailed it. Thanks @StaciW_DC
Staci, can you roast me next?
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Governor Hat retweeted
Creator Week is live, partnered with @haydotapp. Every HayLaunch token that graduates to a Pact pool by Oct 30 gets 2 farms, 100K POW each: one for the ALGO LP, one for single-asset staking. Who will be next to launch?⚡️ pact.fi/farm
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Stop sending this to me. I am not the Bagel Boss.
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Governor Hat retweeted
The biggest disservice to Algorand Staci ever did was not aggressively pursuing JAWs to come back as CEO. It does wonders having a leader who not only has a deep understanding of the technology, but is genuine and engages the community. I hope the intern running William's X account can get more comms out for us.
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For the culture Post Quantum go brrrrrr
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Governor Hat retweeted
Little did dude know we’re in our BRONZE ERA 🥉🍾 PARTY TIME. Buy 1 $ALGO + of $BRONZE and let’s get more holders than QRL 😭 #quantummogged
Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I’ve seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I’ve seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Coming soon to a chain near you.
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We are in a simulation, and this is how the Matrix saves memory.
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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Governor Hat retweeted
Replying to @loedn_
These people, 120 years ago. "tHAt'S nOt sTrEEt LeGaL yoU, yOu kNOw?"
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