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Hawes

@GregHawes

Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

 Watertown, CT
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Joined June 2012
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I know things are tough with his family but I’m impressed that Prince Harry has bounced back to pursue his dream of being the Vikings Quarterback
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Has there ever been a punt return in NFL history without a holding call?
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This is pretty to believe but history instructs us differently
Busby 🏁 (@MrBusby4o8) profile pictureBusby 🏁
@MrBusby4o8Nov 6
This dude really broke it down in laymen’s terms. We really did watch the party die..
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I guess Penix tossing four interceptions last week isn’t so appalling anymore.
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This. Have a debate. But have it behind closed doors. Within the caucus. Last place to do this shit is social media
Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) profile pictureMorgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeNov 8
Diminishing the power of our historic Blue Tsunami risks handing Trump and MAGA Republicans exactly what they need: a divided opposition heading into 2028. The attacks on Jeffries need to end. Democrats should recognize the leadership behind this extraordinary victory, not allow infighting to sabotage everything we've spent two years fighting for. We didn't work this hard to win just to tear ourselves apart before we've even begun to govern.
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Oh no. Politicians might engage in politics!
Jamie Brown (@liberal_jamie) profile pictureJamie Brown@liberal_jamieNov 8
Dear Democrats, If you support Schumer because you yourself plan a presidential run in 2028 and want his support, you just lost my vote.
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That’s awesome. But was I the only one who heard Christopher Walken’s voice?
Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda (@Ojeda4America) profile pictureMaj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda
@Ojeda4AmericaNov 8
My pop was wearing this watch when he passed. Today, I’m wearing his watch as I start my journey as a United States Congressman. I know he’s proud.
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We should expect shit like this to be commonplace for the next two years
jm (@jeaneri) profile picturejm@jeaneriNov 8
he'll never admit that he fucked this up as well
Image from jm (@jeaneri)
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Jeffries endorsed M4A until joining House leadership. Under House norms, leaders do not endorse ANY legislation. This is the misinformation poisoning people’s brains.
COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) profile pictureCOCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 8
Hakeem Jeffries doesn’t want Medicare for All, because the healthcare industry is paying him to be against it
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In his NFL career, Michael Penix has zero game winning 4th Q drives.
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She’s a bit too long winded and AOC fan girling but her basic point is spot on
Sarah Ironside 💙 (@SarahIronside6) profile pictureSarah Ironside 💙
@SarahIronside6Nov 7
For anyone who thinks we need an activist in a leadership position, watch this video.
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He’s not elevating his play when things aren’t perfect. He’s not making the case to build around him.
Marc Raimondi (@marcraimondi) profile pictureMarc Raimondi
@marcraimondiNov 8
Per ESPN Research: Michael Penix Jr. went 1-of-9 for -3 yards and an interception when pressured Sunday. Penix has completed a league-low 18% of his passes when pressured on the season. That would be the lowest mark by a qualified passer since ESPN began tracking pressures in 2009. #Falcons
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First, he’s in the House. Who fucking cares. Second, if you’re doing this shit in public you’re not a reliable party voice.
Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) profile pictureFurkan Gözükara
@FurkanGozukaraNov 8
Ro Khanna: "I believe that Chuck Schumer needs to go. The idea that you're going to have Chuck Schumer lead the party, I mean, come on! The guy was a cheerleader for the war in Iraq. You know, he's part of the system that has been compromised."
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“Piss off!” - Mississippians 20:26
U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith (@SenHydeSmith) profile pictureU.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith
@SenHydeSmithNov 8
“May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.” - Romans 15:13
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Penix is not a complete QB. He’s good at some things, but that last pass was from the Cooper Rush playbook
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Good news for the Falcons: Spain is a lovely place and I’m sure it was a nice trip.
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You needed a perfect game to beat the Bengal’s offense. Penalties, errors, dumb decisions. Feels like a hangover from Tampa
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Nick Folk is washed.
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Democratic infighting breaks out over congressional leadership. What does Trump do? Elevate Nosferatu to Chief of Staff reminding people who the real problem is.
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Well, we haven’t finished counting ballots and already Democrats are infighting about stupid shit.
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