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Hawes

@GregHawes

Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

 Watertown, CT
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Joined June 2012
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We did not forget....
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A.J. Giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this signed @ajterrell_8 mini helmet!
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@jameslinekyOct 29
Every Senate poll rn
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Rest now, sister. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 16
FOX: Peter Doocy has just announced per a senior white house official we can characterize what's happening with Katie as her transitioning out of the press secretary job.
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It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
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Somewhere out there is 37 year old man listening to the Pat McAfee album, drinking a Garage Beer while reading the Dave Portnoy book, excited about going to the Bert Kreischer show tonight
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Jon Gabriel
@exjonAug 8
Define your musical taste with five artists: Pixies The Smiths Ride Aphex Twin Pavement
Robert A. George (@RobGeorge) profile pictureRobert A. George
@RobGeorgeAug 8
Define your musical taste with five artists: Prince The Rolling Stones The Clash Fleetwood Mac Talking Head
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Dodgers fans when the lockout hits next summer
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In that split second Enzo Fernandez has only one choice. Yes, he can lose his nation the World Cup. But then he would miss the chance to commit an amazing, amazing, incredible foul. And if you understand Enzo Fernandez, you would understand he never even had a choice to make
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Me yelling at Tyler Adams
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NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS: When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.
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Joe
@JoePostinggMay 26
I am a single issue voter and my issue is that I want Democrats to control Congress. I genuinely do not care about anything else.
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@LearnToToadMay 20
Congratulations to the winner of the Kentucky 4th District congressional seat
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All this to stop a nuke that didn't exist and open a strait that wasn't closed.
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Republicans are laser-focused on banquet table issues
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“What is the charge? Cutting off a penis? A succulent raccoon penis?”
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon tmz.me/ao1s3h6
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Kirk Cousins agent
Night Sky Today (@NightSkyToday) profile pictureNight Sky Today
@NightSkyTodayApr 8
If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
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Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff
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Screaming Head with a White Veil, by Julio González, 1941, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff
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