
I been griftin all my life 🎶 ||| ELIJAH SCHAFFER #1 FAN ACCOUNT, annoying clipper, satire from the depths of the internet
Frisco, TX
Joined June 2024
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Elijah Schaffer talks about Nick Fuentes after reading through a post on Kiwifarms.
Elijah says that he and Nick are brothers before saying that Nick shit on Rift previously. He goes on to say that he had a producer who is in love with Nick, then throws Sarah Stock under the bus and says that she worshiped Fuentes and then claims she was a groyper.
Elijah then goes on to talk as if he's speaking directly to Fuentes saying "you were there for me". Elijah makes his case before pushing back saying he has taken more heat than Fuentes over everything: "I've had people try to kill me over it", then says his kids were kidnapped before saying some legitimately insane shit about a lockbox and not being served? 2:09 for schizo stuff
He claims people told him to kill himself or they were going to harm his kids? And then it sounds like he's saying his wife knew something about whatever that is?
Then at 3:00 he gets interrupted by Carl, some guy who has just been sitting on his streamyard call. Elijah is welcoming, Carl is generous and politely tells Elijah he's handling everything well.
Elijah talks about the aloggers briefly and then at 04:55 HE GETS THE CALL 📲 AND MUTES HIS MIC speaking for a little over a minute at one point he seems to throw the phone back in a sassy manner at something said. Elijah then comes back and says that he needs to go, nothing is wrong with him, but he has to go. He will be back, but he has to go take care of some things. He apologizes to Carl and says he's welcome to stay before playing his waiting animation. He's still not back, it's been a while
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
The @BasedSemiTruck just alogged our leader BY CRASHING INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Here is Nick from a year ago...
Tallking about how the fringe right needs to align with the left after Charlie was politically assasinated...
Here’s @NickJFuentes from 2 years ago:
“Trump will walk back mass deportations.”
I first called Nick in February of 2025 because I realized he was a generational talent. You might say, a “political savant”.
So many of my friends called me crazy. Others cut me off completely.
They completely hitched their wagon to Trump and JD Vance. They genuinely believed they would be given status over the next 12 years.
The older I get, the more I realize that there are plenty of people who are gifted and talented.
But very few have genuine political instincts and can discern the future before it happens.
Trump could.
So can Nick.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Who is the biggest faggot on X?
16%Scott Presler
6%Brandon Straka
68%Nick Fuentes
10%Daniel Johnson
122 votes • 20 hours Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Replying to @WellsFargo
@WellsFargo, @andrealucasEEOC What's going on?
Elijah is now showing photos from the "dead phone" that he claims someone sent him. He says the person may have copied devices and he is not sure where the photos are from. He says he does not know the legality of the data, that it includes banking records?
Elijah Schaffer CONFIRMS my post about his representing himself while wearing sunglasses in court was TRUE.
Elijah then says someone sent him a "dead phone" with videos on it featuring someone who he claims is working against him and that things are not looking good for them!
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Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Nick Fuentes: "I’m willing to compromise with the left."
President Trump: "I’m willing to compromise with the left."
Nick Fuentes: "Traitor!" 🤡
Only stupid people fall for this Dem plant at this point.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
My wokest opinion is that I genuinely feel bad for troons.
Most of them are just teenagers with problems who are depressed over being unattractive (fat, dorky, twink, etc.). They wish they had a different life, one where they're not a chubby dork. And they're lonely, so they go online and make friends in games or Discord or whatever, and there's inevitably someone there from their cult who's eager to tell them:
"You're not an ugly guy, you're actually a cute girl! Your life would be so much better if you were a cute lesbian like me!"
Since they're depressed teenagers with problems, they cling to this like a life preserver. No one can tell them that they're being fed a lie (they'd be banned). And their new "friends" tell them that anyone who does (usually their parents) is literally evil incarnate ("transphobes").
So they start. They buy girl's clothes and get even more depressed because they can see they just look like a man in a dress. But they show their "friends" who all tell them how pretty they are and how great it'll be once they transition.
This just digs them further into hell. Every day they wake up hating themselves not for being unattractive, but instead for not being feminine. Their gynecomastia looks bizarre, their shoulders are too broad, their bone structure doesn't change, their dicks stop working. So they have a whole new set of problems to be miserable about, but they get affirmation (that they never got from their parents) for trying. They realize that they'll never actually be a woman, but they're not allowed to think this. And everyone they meet is lying to them 24/7.
When I see shit like this, I just want to tell them that they're right. This is a 19 year old guy who could probably fix things by changing his diet, hitting the gym, making some new friends, and learning not to be a spaz. A lot of people went through this and fixed themselves this way. But they didn't have a cult of insane perverts dragging them further into hell.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Honestly, shame on the CIA for not getting Jensen a patriotic state issued baddie.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Russell Brand casually dropping a gambling website ad in the middle of his Christian prayer podcast.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
Huge fire tonight in Milton, Ontario because of Diwali celebrations
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
I compiled most of my complaints with the Ocarina remake into this video
Elijah Schaffer Groyper (TINO) retweeted
'Asmongold's Girlfriend 'Kaise' has ZERO CHILL while playing 'Hood Warfare'.
"Im craving Fried Chicken right now "
"....and water melon"






































