Ben Morgan

34 minutes up Camelback Mountain! Not bad for a 45-year-old dude! 💪🏼

Stuart on The Diplomat is clearly gay.

I once smuggled pork rinds into Qatar.

Life’s stresses are almost always because of your interaction with others. So be alone. Don’t interact with anyone. Ever.

Lanterns @HBO axes you if you can handle a lot of axes; and axes the audience if they like to axe questions. So axe yourself if you can watch without judging. Axe if you like. Axe if you want a season 2. Because we all axe questions. And we axe that you give us what we want.

Why is it if you leave the nursing occupation for any length of time it’s almost impossible to get back in?

Oh my. @ChatGPT just tried telling me that 1.13 does NOT equal 1.13. They that are different numbers. And we are seriously worried about AI destroying us?!

Why does every movie trailer feature a remixed 80s song?

What’s the most emasculating thing you see men do? High up on the list: putting on sunscreen.

Dear X, just because I like 1 cat video, it absolutely means I want to see more cat videos. I don’t even mind seeing the same ones!

Hey @DisneyPlus I illegally download all of your content anyway.

I set my bedside clock ahead 1 hour before going to bed last night. When I got up this morning, I remembered I live in Arizona. 🤷🏽‍♂️😝

Hi y’all! I’m a veteran! And I love my country!! 😁😁

I don’t really care for seafood. But I’m planning a long RV trip this summer and I’ll be stopping by @JimmysSeafood for sure!

Anyone else miss @megynkelly @MegynKellyShow ?? It’s turned into the Nancy Guthrie podcast. So boring and lazy.

Whoa! 😳 @TPUSA

Is Taylor Sheridan using chatGPT to write Landman? It’s become such boring garbage.

Men who wear necklaces are gay.