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Baseball umpire who tells it like it is. Vox Ludus, Vox Dei.

Joined January 2013
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Was this caught on audio? If so and the @AFL don’t do anything it’s a disgrace
So Bailey Smith just called an umpire a c*** and wasn’t penalised? Going to be really interesting to see the AFL defend this. This is a bloke who has already been warned multiple times this year for his behaviour. Geelong has been better than us, but this umpiring is atrocious
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Replying to @RalphyHeraldSun
@RalphyHeraldSun - your comments on the 3 free kicks in the Geelong/Bris game are insulting to the umpires and fails to take into account just how dumb the Geelong player actions were. Kai was impeded from leading to a contest, Cam #1 was soft but 150m off the ball is just dumb.
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Can #2 is there every day of the week. What say you @hasumpstuffedup? Commentators rage baiting viewers with constant umpire hate needs to stop.
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How am I just figuring out @piersmorgan ‘s home alone cameo. Wow.
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I hope if @CarltonFC know who this member is they’ll cancel their membership.
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It’s possible to be proud of Australia and celebrate a national day while also being mindful of the fact the current date is unacceptable to the majority of First Nations people. These aren’t mutually exclusive.
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Hey @VictoriaPolice, any clarification if this was your chopper and if it was operational vs training tonight? Sent more than a few homes in Yarraville out on the street wondering what’s up.
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This is a disgrace @AFL. Rioli’s eyes were looking at Murphy which can only make the contact intentional. Murphy has a history of head injuries and the AFL not being tougher on this deliberate contact. Just tried to get separation my arse.
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I am a massive @CollingwoodFC fan & would be extremely disappointed if @brodiegrundy was traded against his will or with CFC contributing to future salary. To contract a player who (presumably) want’s to still be there then turn around and offload them sends a bad message.
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Financial list management seems a mess. The talent side has been amazing. I accept it can’t be easy but CFC seemed to have signed a contract they now can’t honour. The club looks to be in such an exciting time. Don’t balls it up please. We are better with @brodiegrundy
Go team Aus!! Sorry @RHoman89 & John Morris, you are idols of mine as curlers but tonight I need to support my friends Dean & Tahli
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POLL: I stand with VICTORIA. I stand with DEMOCRACY. I stand with DAN. Reply or quote #IStandWithDan if you do too.
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It’s almost sad that so much credit for control of behaviour is being blamed on various governments when it seems that the social media algorithms and controlled, confirmation biased content is being fed to users. Lots of misdirected anger IMO.
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Can’t wait for @SkyNewsAust, @3AWNeilMitchell et al to run their comparison and apply equal judgement to the respective governments. Oh wait. That would be journalism rather than activism. 🤔
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There is something so emblematic of privilege that a high profile private school boy caught for behaviour he’s probably done for years is hiding at his parents beach house calling his high profile mates who are telling him it’ll blow over and not to do the right thing and quit.
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