“Look John, no tax relief on cocktail sticks and morello cherries, ok?”

“Ok John, don’t forget tomorrow, it’s all about gherkins and marmalade! Don’t mention our money laundering through foreign aid or £190k each for the 4000 homeless, but you can screw the OAPs! Got it?” “Yes boss, are we still flogging wind up radios?”

In the navy 🎵🎵

He sponsors shoe polish

Bus pass Burn em and 🤢 er who sells crisps 🤣

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Judging by comments on X: 300 bog rolls, 300 litres of water, 100 cans of beans, a wind up radio 🤣 . Don’t think they’ve run out of cocktail sticks or morello cherries yet! I’ve got my stock anyway in my Anderson shelter 👇🤣

I’m got sanitizer

Got her own brand of crisps 🤣

Fighting the Sleepers arriving by dinghy? Temu defence secretary 😡