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Long suffering Derby County fan, FPL tinkerer, Francesco Totti worshipper. Fuck Trump

Sheffield, England
Joined June 2009
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The club are saying nothing publicly/privately at the moment, but after that performance I would expect there to be serious discussions at Derby County today. #DCFC
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John Eustace has made some puzzling decisions, has perhaps said some less than ideal things in media appearances, and you could argue his tactics all day - but those players let him down tonight. Many instances of players walking. Poor body language. And just being switched off.
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I’ll say it again. Eustace is the one who’ll carry the can but this is a failure of the collective. It’s time for a different direction under a new ring master.
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Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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After 8 Premier League games, Manchester United have a worse home record than the 2007/08 Derby County side. Derby also had 1 clean sheet through their first 8 games of what was, may I remind you, a season in which we gathered just 11 points. Meanwhile United have 0 clean sheets.
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Twedds retweeted
Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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Maybe because you're massive cheats Elliot?
“Everywhere we go, we get it.” 📢 Elliot Anderson on the hostile reception Man City have faced at away grounds in the Premier League this season 👀 🎙️ @jules_breach | 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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TNT block out the chant everytime the Villa fans sing “you cheating bastards, we know what you’re” 😭😭
Aston Villa fans are singing to Man City players 'you cheaters bastards we know who you are', keep going Aston Villa fans tell them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ben Brereton Díaz & Hamaz Chowdery are 2 of the worst / pointless signings we’ve ever made. Argue amongst ya selves.
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🇩🇪 🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Borussia Dortmund will REWARD fans who DON’T use their phones during matches! The German club is introducing a new “Fan Mode” in its official app, where supporters earn points for every minute they go without unlocking their phones. Fans who collect the most points can win SIGNED SHIRTS and shopping vouchers. The initiative comes after a study found that 63% of supporters regularly use their phones during matches.
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Protect this cameraman at all costs
The cameraman wasn’t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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So City are to be relegated to the Championship as punishment? Talk about patronising. What are we twenty odd places below, Devil's fucking Island? We don't want them. Moping about like they're in an open prison. Fuck em off to non-league.
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Nearly half a billion spent this summer after City were informed of the verdict in July, multiple controversial refereeing decisions & a team two decades of financial doping in the making. What a farce they’re allowed to play. Not a some plucky underdog, just a bunch of cheats.
BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has become the first manager in Premier League history to win his first seven matches in charge of a club. ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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Can we stop having ex Man Cheaty players on as pundits please. Their delusion is unbearable
Manchester City are "taking care of business on the pitch" after making their best start to a season since 1897 ⚽
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You can bring as many inflatable bananas as you like to the Etihad, but under no circumstances are you allowed to bring a ‘114’ balloon. 😂
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That’s now 12 points in just 7 games Man City have gained from referee/officiating match fixing ’errors’ It’s so disgustingly corrupt you have to laugh or else you’ll cry 🤣
“MAD, INFURIATING IN FACT!” 😡 Gary O'Neil on wrongly flagged Ipswich offsides against Man City
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John Eustace will be the one being criticised for the current predicament but don’t forget he’s just a part of the Derby collective. Recruitment, fitness coaching and senior leadership must also take the blame. Time for a re-think?
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I don’t want to hear any more “the fans don’t deserve expulsion” nonsense. They’ve very clearly chosen the side of history they want to be on. Let them go down with the City ship.
Boos, chants, a ‘Shameless’ banner and a load of bananas, during the Premier League anthem (feels like more of a jingle?)
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We're remembering our legendary former manager Jim Smith, on what would have been his 86th birthday. 🖤🐏
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