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@GuyInFinanceOct 19

Today in the elevator, another finance bro was wearing the same Barbour jacket as I. We looked at each other, nodded, and went on with our day. It’s great knowing you’re not alone in this great big city we call New York.

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@GuyInFinanceOct 17

This is the moment I was destined for. plsfixthnx.com  @msexcel #MicrosoftPartner

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High Yield Harry

@HighyieldHarryOct 17

Spotted in Manhattan last night. Something is happening in the Excel cinematic universe … plsfixthnx.com. @msexcel #MicrosoftPartner

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@GuyInFinanceOct 9

First years don’t even try to answer where they got the number from now, they just look at you like this:

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@GuyInFinanceOct 6

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@GuyInFinanceOct 5

Just started in Banking and realized it’s going to be 40 years of this shit

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@GuyInFinanceOct 4

No way the Patriots immediately win after this

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@GuyInFinanceOct 3

No one: Mikael Subplot:

@BacardiCapitalOct 3

No one here knows about the Cornell 7 or Lindsay Clancy

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@GuyInFinanceOct 3

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@GuyInFinanceOct 2

These are my Quants

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@GuyInFinanceOct 2

What your MD does during the 2 seconds saved by typing thx instead of thanks.

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@GuyInFinanceSep 23

The football player at your college who immediately starts doing insurance sales after graduating

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@GuyInFinanceSep 23

“Make sure you practice good eye contact” Our intern:

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@GuyInFinanceSep 8

High Yield Harry

@HighyieldHarry18 Nov 2023

“You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 0%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING”

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@GuyInFinanceAug 18

Uhhh….this was our summer intern

@PolymarketAug 18

BREAKING: Alleged Penn State cocaine kingpin, dubbed “Pablo Pledgescobar,” turns himself in & is denied bail.

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@GuyInFinanceAug 12

Average Intern final presentation:

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@GuyInFinanceAug 3

Me sitting at my desk pretending to be busy while I wait for my VP to leave

Wall Street Rollup

@WallStRollupAug 3

85% of finance workers admit to faking productivity at work; the most performative industry compared to other surveyed participants

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@GuyInFinanceJul 27

LFG

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@GuyInFinanceJul 14

Pretty cool that we can send America’s best cuisine into developing markets like this

Chipotle is finally opening its first restaurant in Mexico after more than 30 years The location will open on July 16

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@GuyInFinanceJul 12

Rooting for Sinner and 🇮🇹 today

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@GuyInFinanceJul 1

Swiss Chris Son or Wall St Wardrobe Daughter?

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