[That mech was much bigger than Richard's... bigger than any he'd seen, really. The ship gained altitude, but it didn't matter. He hid his ace, after all.] [Still... there were some variables to consider. Firstly, engaging in a fight right now and losing might—>

sᴘɪɴ ↺ɴ!@JUSTWHOTHEHELLSep 23

A moment of hesitation from the Gunmen before the “president”. No. Not hesitation. Simon was talking to someone, without Gurren Lagann’s microphone picking it up. “Leeron, it’s Simon. I’m gonna need you to exit the earth’s atmosphere as soon as possible. These guys—

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Sep 25, 2026 · 5:09 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 25

—> [Though... if he were to let them leave now... he would betray his principles. No one can tread on him and live to tell the tale.] [Judging multiple variables, he decided on a more "sensible" approach, even though the other representative didn't seem too collaborative.] —>

Sep 25, 2026 · 5:09 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 25

—> Simon... how about we both step off our mechs? [His mobile armor landed on solid ground, its pilot exiting the mech, holding up a transceiver to speak with the other.] Let's cut a deal! Or are you afraid to meet me in the marketplace of ideas?

Sep 25, 2026 · 4:51 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 25

All New Yorkers today are gonna get REAL busy!

Sep 23, 2026 · 12:13 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

Y'know... Where the HELL is Michael? I need to put him in a Situation again!

Sep 23, 2026 · 6:01 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

Ehhh I've had enough of this interviewer, send that rat bastard to Belize

Sep 23, 2026 · 5:55 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

Same as always, Jim. Killing Metal Wolf!

‏َ@PAR0DYSUPP0RTSep 22

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☆⠀AUTUMN⠀VIBES⠀🍁⠀☆ ⠀⠀ ⠀#PTWT, what’s your muse’s plan for ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ the FALL SEASON this year .ᐣ ⠀ ⠀

Sep 23, 2026 · 5:48 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

Be right back I need to consult my scheming eunuchs.

Kipling · Sep 22, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤! retweeted

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@sergeantkiplingSep 22

Scheming eunuchs negotiate a raise

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Sep 23, 2026 · 5:14 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

Good morning, America! Let's all do our best to catch that dreaded Metal Wolf, huh? I mean, he's the reason for our rising inflation, after all. [Do not look at the money that went into weapons production instead of ANYWHERE else.]

Sep 23, 2026 · 4:00 AM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 23

//Richard Hawk could get spiral power out of sheer spite and sense of inferiority

Sep 22, 2026 · 7:45 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 22

That's right, folks! I, Richard Hawk, do follow #MechaRP, not like that terrorist scumbag we all know and love! Aren't I just the nicest?

Image from 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤! (@HELLON4LEGS)

𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍-𝘿𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼@FRONTIERQUEENSep 22

|| WOAH A METAL WOLF CHAOS ACC FOLLOWED ME? LEGENDARY PULL

Sep 22, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 22

Nice light show, kid. Really adding onto your theatrics, I like that! [Suddendly, multiple armored suits emerged from the skyscrapers decorating New York. He quickly called in DNN's own Peter Macdonald for an impromptu declaration.] Hello, citizens of the great United States!

sᴘɪɴ ↺ɴ!@JUSTWHOTHEHELLSep 22

“𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑾 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲❕ You called me a Terrorist the second I landed here! You’d call 𝑨𝑵𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬 a terrorist to get your way! You think I’m just gonna be dumb enough for you to manipulate? 𝑾𝑯𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 𝑫𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑲 𝑰 𝑨𝑴⁉️” —

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Sep 22, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 22

—> Freeloaders who don't contribute to our great nation's freedom who demand free passage without an ounce of border control! Wait— before I must be forced to defend my country from your evil, would you be willing to step down for an inspection? —>

Sep 22, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!@HELLON4LEGSSep 22

—> If I were to grant you safe passage, I wouldn't be a big fan of you hiding bombs or the like among what you call "passengers"! You understand how this looks, correct, my hands are tied!

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