@sergeantkipling

life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. it’s got butterflies too

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Joined October 2021
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I’m shocked this is doing well, I really thought it was too niche
Kipling
@sergeantkiplingOct 25
Unreleased comic from early this year
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Unreleased comic from early this year
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the REAL story they won't tell you in the media...
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Some more old Kipling works for you to enjoy :)
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Even Evil AF Mfers have limits
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 21
The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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No Wumpus, no Malfoid - but you do get laughing cow byford dolphin incident. Count your blessings
Kipling
@sergeantkiplingOct 3
“Kipling please draw wumpus gore” “Kipling please draw Malfoid” do you people fucking hear yourselves
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Well well well
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People tell me all the time that I should post on Reddit, TikTok, even Bluesky I have NEVER been told I should post on threads. I have never met someone who posts on threads
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 21
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Adam Schmieder@chictapiOct 21
God made the spiders very scary looking but they are ultimately our friends.
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You guys have never seen OG Kipling. My whole thing was cats before MS Paint
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The third eunuch
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I really couldn’t have botched this worse. The family will surely sue
Kipling
@sergeantkiplingOct 19
Today I am executing a squirrel.
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Explaining to my wife that I’m a still a stone cold incel at heart while playing with our five year old daughter
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If you want to one-shot any Italian just call them Jewish
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Judeohapas is the future
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Where are my fellow Mormon-Catholics at
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I am pro self driving cars because it would make it easier to scroll Twitter while driving
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I just heard Kim might be dead. Perhaps poisoned by his own Viziers? Who’s to say… They hate to see a sensitive young man get a little motion.
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Today I am executing a squirrel.
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