Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo) header
Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo) profile picture

Things I am: Mother, IMH/Paeds Nurse, XPhile, Melburnian, Traveller, Podcaster, Gryffindor. Opinions are mine.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined June 2009
Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)Photo by Pirate Ninja (@Hailmo)
If Australia adopted a 'vax and relax' policy for covid, why is Australia making it impossible and/or very expensive to get the covid vaccination? This country has robbed us of clean air, safe masking practices, infection control education and the right to protect ourselves.
7
25
1
151
1,724
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Vic Influenza report: "the percentage of influenza tests that were positive have increased 10.0% to 11.1%" After a late start to flu season we have come off the huge peak of cases but now a slight uptick. Last year saw flu season run long into summer. Let's hope we don't repeat.
1
7
78
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Vic fortnightly Covid report: "In the past week the percentage of COVID-19 tests that were positive have increased 1.6% to 2.5" Reported cases (limited window of what's happening) have flattened & slight uptick. Too early to see any trend but Covid clearly circulating. Take care.
1
16
55
847
Could you imagine? We'd be so blessed. Survivor gods do your best work
maybe she’s the inexplicable replacement host they’ve been hinting at
26
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Replying to @DIGWOMANNN
Famous RHAP patron call-in show regular Kristin becoming the host would be the greatest story ever.
1
1
28
3,493
Pirate Ninja retweeted
i respect and like the twitter feature where you can turn off replies to people you dont follow. however, it should not apply to me. my reply is going to be great, and im normal.
7
26
341
6,480
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Every person responsible for skipping over Kristin for twenty-five years needs to be charged and tried like I’m so serious what the absolute fuck???? #Survivor #Survivor51
17
78
4
2,201
39,498
So if Kristen has been applying for 25 years and is clearly a good watch, why has it taken production that long to put her on. It's infinitely more interesting watching her survival skills than Banu crying 🙃 #Survivor #Survivor51
2
249
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Mortgage is going to get hard to pay with another rate rise... If hundreds of thousands of Australians default, and can't put food on the table - but inflation goes down...is that the system working?
69
14
1
207
18,469
Pirate Ninja retweeted
“hasn’t been ANNOUNCED” so it has been greenlit right right
3
3
86
2,516
Ummmm .... VIC, 🇦🇺 next month??? 👀 😬😬😬
Can someone explain to me what just happened in Canada
200
Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
160
727
108
5,414
159,136
Ran to a Code Blue and ripped a hole in my scrubs on the way 🤦‍♀️
2
47
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Norovirus season is starting Areminder that alcohol gel does very little against it. Wash your hands with soap and water, or prepare to spend a weekend getting to know your bathroom.... 🤮
39
177
7
883
19,778
Pirate Ninja retweeted
the pitt dealing with a real nursing shortage would be nice. they show tells us there is a nursing shortage but the nurses dont /feel/ short staffed. like yes we get yelled at for long wait times but like show princess and perlah having to rush between patients!
3
20
4
1,086
11,745
Pirate Ninja retweeted
me puse a ver the x files y nunca necesite tanto en la vida que dos personas cojan con razon inventaron el termino shippear MIREN LO QUE SON estoy arañando las paredes (voy 9 capítulos nada mas)
122
448
148
6,695
122,885
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Restricting melatonin for the entire country just because some idiot parents don’t know how to lock medicine away from their children is ridiculous, I hate this nanny ass state sometimes
10
4
225
13,033
But people will really believe that Aussies would go to war with our Cousins!!
President Trump Reveals that he is Preventing Numerous Wars on a Daily Basis. “I am also preventing on a constant basis a War between Japan and North Korea. China and Taiwan. Australia and New Zealand…” He is Truly the Peacemaker in Chief.
31
Pirate Ninja retweeted
One conspiracy theory I believe but can’t prove is that phone keyboards are deliberately getting worse so we’ll give up typing, use voice to text, and unknowingly train their AI with our voices.
192
1,105
142
10,873
189,414
Pirate Ninja retweeted
what if the reason that everybody is insane and hysterical and retarded these days is because we all have mass ergot poisoning from the mold inside of the lids of our insulated water bottles
76
92
14
2,080
58,945