Hais https://mastodon.online/@hais#

Turns out @tweetbot was the only thing that made Twitter bearable to use. Good job Elon, you make Mastadon look better every day.

Evidently, I can't spell mastodon yet.

Have been looking everywhere for the tape measure only to realise today my son mistook it for a bauble

Tis the season for unnecessarily connecting your Christmas decorations to the internet just because you can

🌎 🚀 🌑

Can’t tell if it’s foggy or neighbours really love vaping

Anyone else prepping dinner by loading up the slow cooker at 6.30am? Just me? Oh, okay.

Now that Twitter content is going to dry up, what is one meant to do while waiting for Xcode to compile? Asking for a friend.

I don't know who's the Head of Pizza Partnerships at Heinz but please resign immediately.

Ever get that sinking feeling something bad is about to happen?

Burnout. That’s the recipe for burnout.

It remains to be seen if Clive Swift will help me avoid data races.

My favourite talk at @swift_leeds this year was by @acbdev Not only for defining my (long overdue) diagnosis of ‘Destructive perfectionism’, but also being able deliver a refreshingly humble presentation to the standard of someone who’d been a TED speaker. Inspirational.

Shout out to @Adam9Rush and team for organising a fantastic event at @swift_leeds. It was a long trip - that started at 5am for me - but totally worth it.

It’s insane how the SF Symbols app isn’t bundled inside MacOS or Xcode; or even available on the App Store. Instead there’s a bunch of clones charging anything up to £7 for the same functionality.

Overheard my preschooler son asking his mom to buy me solar panels for my birthday because “it will make daddy’s work go faster” An adorable insight into how his little mind works.

Love how this app makes no attempt to hide its just one massive webview