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Joined June 2008
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🚀 WE. WENT! The @NASA_SLS rocket and @NASA_Orion spacecraft launched the #Artemis I test flight to the Moon from Kennedy’s Launch Complex 39B.
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"Wait... this is basically just stable diffusion for video." 😂 youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk – at San Francisco, CA
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The UK from the International Space Station bit.ly/3vnUQUJ
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This is Nori. Nori is Cuvva's Toy Durability Analyst and (in)offical Office Assistant. Very efficient, 12/10 would hire again.
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A lot of insurers like to charge you extra (a lot extra) for the "luxury" of paying in monthly instalments. Our response... y tho? 🤔 Our subscription insurance is luxuriously interest free (and always will be!) 😍 #radicallybetter
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This.
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We saw a photo of Neil Armstrong @AstroMCollins & @TheRealBuzz, they looked like they could be coolest freeform jazz trio ever, so we made it into an album sleeve for them.
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I'm programming so that one day I have enough money to focus on my real passion: programming.
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When we launched ‘Deal Or No Deal’ in 2005, I remember a really long conversation we had about maybe changing the title, because “‘no deal’ isn’t an expression anyone has ever used.”
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This is BRILLIANT. Scary how quick AI is learning. Draw something here, and the page’s AI will try to correct it for you based on what it predicts you drew. If it’s wrong, shake the screen. Superb. And scary… seoi.net/penint/
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Whoa Black Betty Anagram Boat belt wacky Anagram Black Betty had a child Anagram Hatchback badly tiled Anagram
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For those people who've ever doubted the magnificence of Venn diagrams
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This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 inch piece of plastic makes contact at 24,140 km/h (15,000 mph) in space.
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Hawkeye Access lets you control your iOS device using your eyes. Browse any website, hands-free, all through eye movements. Available now on the App Store! usehawkeye.com/download-acce…
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"This illustration from an early word processing manual sought to reassure anxious authors that their prose was still there, even after it had scrolled off the edge of the screen." (Quelle: PerfectWriter manual / newrepublic.com/article/1355…)
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Isn’t it interesting how the clouds form around the wind turbines? Physics is brilliant.
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Woke up to 300 replies from grumpy devs about GitHub. Guys this is 2018. Microsoft has one of the kindest, most inclusive CEO’s out there. You demanded they changed. They have. You demanded they embrace open source. They have. Now it’s your turn to change and forgive.
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We absolutely guarantee you that this is the best 8-second political video you will ever see in your life.
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When I set up a camera to find out how much stuff my daughter was posting through the catflap...
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