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WHEN DID STAR TREK GO WOKE?!
The answer is the 8th of September 1966, when the first episode aired
And I love that scene from the hilarious Star Trek Lower Decks so much I made it into a kinetic typography GIF. Shax is the best
If you saw Trump's MSG rally & still claim you're "undecided"? Oh you a fuckin' racist. That's decided
Shortly after she passed I learned from the executor of her estate that my grandmother had left me her own bodyweight of those classic butterscotch hard candies
Apparently Werther's a will there's a weigh
Merrick Garland, mere hours before the heat death of the universe: Ok I'll investigate now, but let's not rush it otherwise it could appear partisan
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The only thing women shouldn’t wear after 35 is the weight of societal expectations
Don't make me tap the sign
The reason Project 2025 is popular with Republicans is because one of their most favourite things is projection
Got fired by a nature magazine for writing a bad review of Moo Deng, apparently I violated my hippo critic oath
Trump must be particularly worried he'll lose in November if he's getting in early training for his next job
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Replying to @Strandjunker
Made this meme days after the GOP nominated Vance as Trump's VP. Theil & Project 2025 are doing a Weekend At Bernies with Trump & once he's in they'll replace him with JD



























