Seriously, this twitter thing has been fun, THANK YOU! ... and please try not to slip on the awkwardness I leave in my wake...
May not have had the most conventional way to start my wedding toast, but these 6 words demanded attention...'You know what your problem is'
This tweet is dedicated to the people who do the 'C' backwards in the YMCA dance. Good luck in hell.
The irony is not lost on me as I marry a substance abuse counselor while getting shitfaced at our wedding.
My best man is making fun of me for being on twitter. I should point out that he has a steady diet of Taco Bell and making paper airplanes.
If I'm going to do this Twittercide thing I figure there's no more of an appropriate day than my wedding day. Sincere thanks for following.
I feel like getting married is a good move for me because I only want to deal with someone who is legally required to be around me anyways.
The biggest part of me becoming an adult is knowing how to keep my tie from falling in the toilet when I poop.
I made (anatomically correct) voodoo dolls of these women #ff @KoriRene @OhReallyRach @klickitatstreet @sashyjane @FussySaffa @letsgetgizzy
I can't think of anything cool enough to define his awesomeness but I know it's giving me anxiety trying. #ff @bridger_w
Their tweets make standing in line at various places bearable. #ff @sweet_toof @ISaidDont @donni @plasticdeer @Watstein
Sometimes a hero comes into our lives to light our darkest hour and right those wrongs that need righting. That someone is @senorwinces #ff