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Joined March 2011
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So I was out in the neighborhood this morning… #NeverAgain #MarchForOurLives #Enough @JaclynCorin @cameron_kasky @davidhogg111 @Emma4Change @Sarahchadwickk
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Can't tell if they were born this stupid or if they've really worked hard at it
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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Since I work on Sundays, this is one of the few times during the year I get to hang out with the cool kids {I work on Saturdays too but took the day off for the party}
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In other words, all Muslims are terrorists. There's stupid. There's colossally stupid. Then there's this guy.
For those suffering from amnesia, 25 years ago Muslims carried out the deadliest Islamic terrorist attack in history, on US soil. As of today, 8 Muslims have now been elected to Congress. All Democrats. I don’t even know what to say anymore. I feel sick.
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Which is why the Dems won't try to impeach Trump. Vance moving into the White House gives him a running start in 2028
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance's odds of becoming President in 2028 are absolutely plummeting on prediction markets. His chances have been practically cut in half in just a few hours.
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.@MiamiDolphins One vote for putting his name on the stadium
Today, late, great Dolphins executive Jason Jenkins would've turned 52. He believed in bringing people together through community service. The Dolphins, since launching a monthlong initiative honoring him every October since 2023, have united more than 2,300 volunteers to positively impact upward of 181,000 people. In 2026 alone, more than 650 volunteers took part in 12 community service projects, reaching nearly 65,000 people across South Florida and communities affected by natural disasters, including the earthquakes in Venezuela and Colombia. “Jason’s legacy is in every person who dedicated their time to a service project this month,” said Elizabeth Jenkins, widow of Jason Jenkins and executive board chair of Dolphins Cancer Challenge. “It has been incredible to see the outpouring of support from the Dolphins family and members of our community this past month in his honor. Jason's dream was truly about giving back to the South Florida community, and I love that we have done this every year since his passing.”
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I've had 10 cats in my life. All have gone to their reward. I kept the ashes of the last one, had a pillow made from his fave blanket and put the container in it. It will stay on my bed the rest of my life.
It’s National Cat Day Everyone please show your furry friends 🐱
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"Sex." Why does that word sound familiar?
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Miami Hurricanes fans hoping Mensah might stay because he has another year of eligibility will probably be disappointed because he's likely to be the first or second QB selected in 2027
Got a text from another personnel executive this morning, noting that this is the third straight QB class that has had similar problems.
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Wait until they find out she's an immigrant
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered for the position of White House press secretary. (Via TMZ)
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Adjacent posts on my timeline
Who wants to install new doors in my house 😭
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Watch this video five times. Each time follow a different offensive lineman all the way thru to the end of the play. This is a thing of beauty
Austin Jackson. I've been as critical as anyone this year. And I know he had some bad plays that probably stick out in this game. But this is why it can be difficult to move on. Final drive of the game and Slowik decides to run power to the right to start the series. Watch what Austin Jackson does to 91. And this wasn't the only play that Jackson kicked ass in the run game.
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"Proud to say I was a racist before anyone else."
Trump: Everyone's calling him Barack Hussein Obama. I started that a little while ago, like 10 years ago
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Canes DL Damon Wilson received racist & threatening messages on IG following Miami’s win over FSU. The Florida Bar says today employee Kade McLendon has been placed on administrative leave during the investigation. They say the messages violate its internal social media policy
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Hillbilly Elegy 1 Self Awareness 0
JD Vance makes a recommendation on who to vote for in the midterms: "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas, don't vote for the people who made the problem to begin with."
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ANDREW VAN GINKEL, @Vikings LB After @NFL Week 5, Van Ginkel, is allowing a 33.33% Completion % when Targeted - the Co-BEST Completion % Allowed by any, qualifying, NFL LB this season (per @pfref) #Skol #Vikings #Minnesota #NFL #NFLTwitter #NFLWeek5 #NFLNews #NFLFans #NFLFootball
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Last week I got a 3% raise on a small part of my paycheck from a part time job. Comes out to about $6 a week. But mine is in cash. And it's retroactive to a month ago. Top that, Elon baby.
NEW FROM OUR DATA: Tesla, $TSLA, just revealed that Elon Musk received $158,359,009,867 in compensation from the company last year. That's $158 BILLION.
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I get the feeling Chris Ballard is more relieved than the Colts are
We have relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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So Tua made McDaniel in much the same way Brady made Belichick {who has a lifetime 78-90 record in games without Brady}
Mike McDaniel since being hired by Dolphins WITH TUA WITHOUT TUA - Games: 56 - Games: 20 - QB Record: 31-25 - QB Record: 4-16 - Pass Yards: 13,898 - Pass Yards: 3,996 - Pass YPG: 248.2 - Pass YPG: 199.8 - Pass TD: 94 - Pass TD: 16 - INT: 45 - INT: 21 - Passer Rating: 98.6 - Passer Rating: 73.8
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Someone needs a nap
The “No. 1 team in the country” needed double overtime, phantom holding calls, and a TD incorrectly ruled as an INT by corrupted ACC refs to beat a below average team at home. Frauds.
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