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Joined March 2009
For the second evening in a row, I saw a pair of men in suits of armour out jogging. That's two knights running.
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Video: Arsenal legend Sol Campbell pronouncing ‘Aubameyang’. 🤔🤔 [@AFCCentralHQ] #afc
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Borat calling #ConstitutionHill home here
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City fans barely anywhere to be seen. Keep in mind this is during the game, not beforehand. Record revenues & sellout crowds they'll tell you though. At least this is a preview of what life will be like in non-league when everything is said & done. Sham.
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No Man City fan will use @paddypower again ever. This could cost them hundreds over the next decade.
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Sponsored by, Your First Home. From the rich, to the poor 😭😭😭 Andy Burnham, congratulations 🥂 🏡
Here’s why the government are introducing 2.5% deposit, your first home scheme. It is only to bail out their developer friends and protect their personal investments and pensions. Below are some house builder 5 year share price performance statistics 📉🏡
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If Rashford was from Rotherham he’d be playing in league one... so bad.
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Dunno why people still go to watch #ManUtd and pay a fortune. Been accepting absolute mediocrity for years now and #Rashford coming back tops it off 😂 doing absolutely nothing this season, warra shame…
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BREAKING: Lululemon founder Chip Wilson, worth $6.1 billion, is getting a divorce from his wife. There is no prenup in place.
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#RichHousePoorHouse “Before we go luv lets leave all our overdue utility and credit bills in top drawer or on kitchen table where they can easily be found”
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First day of the stag-do after claiming you’re gonna ‘pace yourself’
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They asked Coventry’s new signing to mention three words to describe his game. Guess his response 😭😭😭
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Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.
A street cat in Suzhou catches a fish from a pond, No fishing rod, no bait, just pure instinct.
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Ederson watching an injured Baleba pass his medical tests
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I keep getting asked about this, and no I did NOT dress like this for the wedding!!
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Mason Mount 😂😂
#MUFC this morning informed those close to Carlos Baleba that they still appreciate him. Carlos Baleba won’t be leaving Brighton for £40m , £50m. ⚠️ there’s a slim chance that #MUFC might not move for a THIRD Midfielder as they think Mason Mount is good enough for the role. (@DanyalHKhan @StretfordPaddck YT)
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350 million pounds worth of midfield talent on that Atlanta pitch yesterday for England and there's not a single thing in this video that either one of those shin kickers could pull off lmfao
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Watched this about 10 times, the last bit just gets funnier every time omg
The american mind cannot comprehend british drinking culture
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Prime example why you need to watch big games/occasions in stadiums/pubs and not at home. I literally dont remember any of this, didnt even know it went to pens 😵‍💫
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Tenho quase certeza que boa parte dos torcedores dos EUA (e incluo Trump) acharam que a suspensão para a partida seguinte significaria que a Bélgica iria jogar com 11 e EUA com 10.
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#Tuanzebe would have been a United first choice cb for years if he wasnt plagued with injury. Unbelievable lekker
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