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Professor of Logic down at the University of Science. Some Dumbass, 27 & Dude || Top 1% in Big Five Neuroticism

Florida, USA
Joined August 2019
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姆巴佩这件事整场闹剧都让我觉得恶心。 一个球员笑着聊了个表情包,说了一句“中国独裁者”,然后品牌解约、央视停播,最后还要用三种语言道歉。这个反应的规模本身就够丢人了,政治权威到底要脆弱到什么程度,一个关于已故领导人的玩笑,都能被搞成一场举国声讨? 人们可以嘲讽马克龙,也可以嘲讽特朗普。做了政治人物,本来就意味着你的决定、你的人品、你留下的历史都应该接受质疑。凭什么中国的领导人就能例外? 而且就算他不是在开玩笑,本身又有什么错?毛的统治造成过巨大的苦难,有人失去生命,有人家破人亡,有人的一生就这样被毁掉。为什么他的名声需要被所有人如此小心地维护,那些受过苦的人却未必能自由讲述自己的经历?到底谁的尊严更重要? 这件事里最冒犯人的假设,就是一个领导人仿佛拥有了所有人的身份。说他一句,就等于侮辱所有人。这对权力来说实在太方便了:把一个人裹进国旗,把批评变成背叛,再让普通人以为,维护他不被质疑,就是在维护自己。 还有那些谴责原话、却拒绝翻译原话的媒体。原来公众有资格被告知应该多愤怒,却没有资格听完一句话,自己判断。 仔细想想真的荒唐,人们被动员去谴责一件连看清楚都不被允许的事。 等不同的声音被过滤掉,再把剩下的愤怒举起来,宣称所有中国人都这么想。你不能先堵住反对的嘴,再把堵出来的安静当成众志成城。 他以前表达过的善意,似乎也一文不值了。疫情期间,他录视频支持中国。看到球迷举着我来自中国的牌子,他会走过去签名。现在一个玩笑,就能把这些全抹掉,就能证明他仇视中国人。这样对待一个人,真的很难看:你所有的善意都附带一个条件——永远不能碰政治禁忌。 何况,他本来也不需要先做够多少好事,才配拥有说话的权利。而一个人在巨大的商业压力下道歉,又能证明什么?能证明他理应道歉,还是只能证明,不道歉的代价实在太大? 对独裁者这个词的回应,更是讽刺得难堪。别人说了一句,接下来的答案就是禁言、限制讨论、要求大家一起谴责。这到底怎么能让那个形容显得更没有道理? 让我如此愤怒的是这一切太熟悉了。不要提名字。换几个字。调整语序。删掉评论。到最后,都不用别人动手,你自己先审查自己。 然后,这些恐惧还要被包装成一片和谐。 我没有义务按照指令愤怒,没有义务崇敬一个已经去世的领导人,也拒绝因为某些有权有势的机构坚持这么说,就把压制正常表达叫作尊重。
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Kinda reminds me of this
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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I love anal sex
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This account's bio claims Florida, USA, but X data shows it based in Pakistan. It posts repetitive explicit content with photos of various middle-aged women, matching patterns of engagement farming or catfishing noted by many users. x.com/Jiniferl5hv weirapp.io/blog/account-b…
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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I know I'm not gay, because women keep saying this guy is hideously ugly, yet I am sexually attracted to him, thus establishing that I am not attracted to the masculine features women are attracted to.
Love Is Blind's Stew and Jax reunite after she ghosted him in the pods 👀
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Pro tip: if you’re jerking off to this Sydney Sweeney ad off the 110 you have about 10 seconds before it shuffles to the next ad, then 90 seconds before it shows the Sweeney ad again. Unlikely that you’ll reach climax without near standstill traffic and optimal stroke technique.
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Things that I have, unfortunately learned WELL against my will about at least half the horror community: 1. None of y’all would ever bat an eye at Regan from The Exorcist (a child who had her autonomy stripped from her), Carrie (a victim of literal abuse and torment both from her mother and classmates), Jason (once a CHILD victim who died tragically), any deadites from The Evil Dead franchise, to name a few, being added, but yall draw the line at Nikki for some reason. 2. Obsession was clearly baby’s first horror movie for too many of yall, because why are we acting like Nikki is the first SA survivor to become a horror icon? 3. Y’all need everything SPOON fed to you because, why are we also having discourse on whether or not Freddy Krueger was a child molestor? 4. It’s okay for Freddy to be a child predator, but when The Grabber comes into the conversation, it’s pearl clutching time 5. Not a single one of you actually cares that the LITERAL CAST AND CREW LOVE SEEING HER ADDED 6. Too many of you care more about a literal FICTIONAL character than yall do about real life SA survivors telling you it’s actually more offensive that you only see Nikki as what happened to her. 7. You ALL need to touch grass yesterday!
First look at Nikki's emote in Fortnite. (via: @Guille_GAG)
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Actual song lyrics from ads targeted at American sports viewers: “I want it I got it I want it I got it I see it I bought it” “Win win win win win win” “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you”
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New Sailer Jaws meme
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Trump: Bibi, we need to figure out a way to end the war with Iran! Netanyahu:
האמת שאתם צריכים לדעת על זליכה >>
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HOUSE or DOG ? YOUR BRAIN ALREADY PICKED.
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.
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I swear to god this reminds me so much of a crazy coworker story that happened to me when i was younger. At my job that summer there was this awkwardly skinny 19 year old intern who would always hang around wherever I happened to be. I would constantly catch her staring at me and she would just smile and look away. We honestly barely spoke because she was just so insanely shy and awkward. But it was cute in a way I guess. One day when it was just a few of us working late, I got up to go to the office bathroom. As I walked past her station I saw her glance at me, quickly look around, then silently get up to follow me. She trailed me by a few seconds, sheepishly keeping her head ducked low. A few moments after I got into the bathroom she slipped in behind me. To this day I can’t fucking believe this happened. Nothing like this has happened before or since. I don’t know where I got the courage but I just thought “what the hell” and went for it. I grabbed her waist and started kissing her. I sat her on the counter and had her shirt almost entirely off when all of the sudden we heard a toilet flush. “shit” I muttered. We froze like deer in headlights. I turned to look and before I even had time to register what I was seeing one of the stall doors swung open, the sudden noise causing the frightened girl to hop down and flee. My heart sank. Standing there with his arms crossed was none other than Bibi Netanyahu.
POV: I’m your coworker
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Vamos ESPANA!
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PSA 10 Bin Laden
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Who said anything about a child??
Why would you want to take your child to war in the first place?
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The pictured article is fake. apnews.com/article/fake-a…
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