Skurt Vonnegut · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

Skurt Vonnegut

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Don't you dare talk to your mother that way while the McRib is back

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Skurt Vonnegut · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 6

Hot dogs as a lifestyle

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Buddawiggi · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:35 PM UTC

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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawickiNov 6

It takes an immense amount of work to only be this annoying. I cannot be any less

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Case · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:46 PM UTC

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Case@Cactuscali19912Nov 6

Cap'n Crunch could do a better job with the Iran War than whatever Hegseth is doing.

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Brunette Bohemian · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:43 PM UTC

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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Nov 5

I’m in the group that believes this all started at the Super Bowl with Bad Bunny, and yes I’m being absolutely serious

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Ghostface Kryllah · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:43 AM UTC

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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyNov 6

Who do I speak to about that every time I go out somewhere, there are always other people there too?

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erika · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC

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erika@yeeeerikaNov 6

i just spent a ton of money on a new hobby. i am four unfinished projects in a trench coat. i am cultured and curious. i am adhd

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Jenny Doesnt Know · Nov 6, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngeniousNov 6

Pace pace pace Dance dance dance *repeats all day*

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Sweet Momissa · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:22 PM UTC

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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 6

Today I am thankful for good hair days

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Natalie Would · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:20 PM UTC

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldNov 6

- Not today, Satan - No worries, babe - Ok, you hang up first - No, you hang up first

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Ghostface Kryllah · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyNov 5

Sometimes I’m normal and sometimes I worry that Bill Burr is the human manifestation of my intrusive thoughts

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Rick Aaron · Nov 6, 2026 · 9:02 PM UTC

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Rick Aaron@RickAaronNov 6

I’m from the rural South. My pronouns are Hee/Haw.

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your other mom · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:13 AM UTC

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your other mom

@difficultpattyNov 6

Wine is the gateway drug to happiness.

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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch · Nov 5, 2026 · 9:18 PM UTC

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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch@KoKeniSaskqatchNov 5

Welcome to Twitter where the bar is set so low it's a tripping hazard in Hell.

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krista · Nov 6, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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@kristabellerinaNov 6

I’m hungry but not eat the salad I bought for lunch hungry.

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Sweet Momissa · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:11 PM UTC

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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 5

My DMs are open but only for your favorite Thanksgiving recipe

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“mary” so scary · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:42 PM UTC

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 22

underestimated the pressure of managing a fantasy football team

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🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:59 PM UTC

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@kimmie_c_Nov 3

"Loser" *as I down my 8th energy drink*

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@RetroNewsNowNov 3

📺On ‘Saved By The Bell,’ Jessie turns to caffeine pills to keep up with her studies (November 3, 1990)

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Skurt Vonnegut · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:05 PM UTC

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No one at the interfaith banquet is impressed by my Interpretive Dance for Unity campaign

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Skurt Vonnegut · Nov 3, 2026 · 8:53 PM UTC

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We should bring back chain letters

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