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alex

@HeAlexRo

who printed all these stables???

Joined March 2016
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"explain this 2 year gap in your resume" yeah i thought i could escape the matrix
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I asked a woman to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was 5, and she started strangling me
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My pronouns are all/in.
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Risk management is for losers What are you even managing You’re poor and life will be over in a flash Gorilla big dick moves needed All in
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its funny elon agreeing we need to pace the frontier when grok is never at the frontier grok does not need pacing elon
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this was real comedy, the kind that actually made you laugh
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You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige
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"Leopold, why did you have to sell your entire portfolio to Citadel?"
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alex@HeAlexRoMar 22
whenever a random 50+ lady calls me handsome, suicide is cancelled for at least a month
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Image from Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC)
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“His Only Friend” (1871) by Briton Riviere
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A lot of socializing involves performative interest and my issue is I simply do not give a shit
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i’ve concluded that this might be the greatest realization you can have
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@neet_solMar 20
New concept: reverse retirement do whatever I want until 60, then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life
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This Martha Stewart interview is such a great example of how women rewrite reality in their own heads, she calls her husband a piece of shit for cheating but then the interviewer reveals it was she who cheated first (he only started after he found out), her reaction is telling.
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be immune to AI
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For my final act of love i will never contact you again but think of you always
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This brilliant cartoon clearly explains Trump's position on Ukraine. It is in Ukrainian with English subtitles. Share it with anyone who keeps repeating russian propaganda.
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my favorite rizzler moment
Image from Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)
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