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Christian

@HeatInFucking5

my momma didn’t raise no fool

 Miami, FL
Joined January 2011
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I wore the @BigIdiotHeatGuy handle all this time as a reminder after the Dame fiasco to humble myself and that this front office needs to learn some real lessons and thinking it’s shit doesn’t stink I believe it’s time for a change HEAT IN FUCKING 5
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@extrastats3h
Bottom 3-man lineups this season so far, by net rating:
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@extrastats3h
Top 3-man lineups this season so far, by net rating:
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“It may be my likeness, but it will always be our house.” - @DwyaneWade A closer look at the enhancements to his statue.
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Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

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StockCats@RealStockCats4h
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Funny thing is I’ve run into Kyrie at the gym here in Miami a few times and he has specifically talked how weird some Mavs fans are hiding behind their false avatars and their keyboards Guess he was right
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Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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jack@alfonsohoops10h
Genuinely mean spirited and unhinged thread. It’s just basketball man
Kirk Henderson (@KirkSeriousFace) profile pictureKirk Henderson
@KirkSeriousFace20h
Yall ain’t heard a thing you wishcasting dipshits, the heat are a loser franchise populated by ghosts
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This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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rip to Patrick Stewart, one of the absolute best to ever do it
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Ryan@BanUnsweetTeaOct 29
This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
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@AcynOct 28
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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The biggest companies in the world all missing earnings right before an election where everyone is complaining about how expensive everything is The rug pull feels near
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Goku@GokuOct 29
Just received word from King Kai. Patrick Stewart has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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This one hurts. RIP to an absolute legend
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@TVLineOct 29
Sir Patrick Stewart, the British actor best known as the Star Trek franchise's Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, has died at age 86.
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@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
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@KalshiOct 29
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Finally something to build off for this team Will be interesting to see if they can build off this but Bam has to be this guy on a nightly basis
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BREAKING: Utah has filed felony and misdemeanor criminal charges against prediction-market platform Kalshi and two of its top executives, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

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Mo Khan
@mokhanhimOct 27
Why is no one talking about Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive?
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Hey @Meta 👋We are currently hosting a get-out-the-vote rally in Osceola County, home to a large Puerto Rican community, and our #LatinosConAngie @instagram page was suddenly taken down while we were actively posting content from the event. This page is a critical communication tool for reaching Latino voters and mobilizing our community. With just seven days until Election Day, every minute matters. We are calling on Meta to immediately restore the page and provide an explanation for its removal. Voters deserve access to critical election information, especially in these final days. @andymstone
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