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Some people have expensive hobbies. Mine is adding things to my online cart, staring at the total, closing the app.
If you haven't done this means you're a Nepo baby.
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Na me dey advice people for love matter,but I still dey cry for my own relationship, therapist wey need therapy na me be that 😭😂
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Wait for the end “why are kids like this”
She was like you gonn stand there and eat that infront of me 😭😂
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They nearly comot FunnyKante teeth yesterday. There’s no more way for poor people anymore 😂😂
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I just saw a couple buying whipped cream and condoms at the supermarket😂
What exactly do they need the whipped cream for please?
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I spent nearly $800 trying to be the perfect boyfriend to two girls I was dating at the same time. I bought expensive gifts, luxury makeup, and took them on fancy dates because I thought I was treating both of them like queens. Then one girlfriend showed off the Coach bag I’d gifted her at college, and my other girlfriend found out. She allegedly destroyed the bag and later, both girls damaged my car. I really thought I was being a green flag.
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Bro to sis, Just breathe. It's all going to be over, even if it doesn't feel like it right now.
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深夜過ぎにデーティングサイトで彼女とマッチした。
顔写真はなく、プロフィールには「夜勤のシングルマザーで、複雑じゃない関係が欲しい」とだけ書いてあった。
アプリで進展がないのに疲れていたから、ブラインドデートを提案した。
彼女は2分以内に「はい」と返してきた。
その夜のうちにテキストに移った。彼女はストレートだった。
1年以上触られていないこと、世間話はしたくないことを伝えてきた。
俺も同じ温度で返した。
1時間以内に、お互いに何をしたいかを具体的に話し始めた。
彼女は「思考が止まるまで口でやってほしい」と言った。
俺は「耐えられる限り続ける」と返した。
午前1時47分に最初の写真が来た。顔なし。薄暗い光の中で、片手を太ももに入れ、もう片方でスマホを持っている体だけの写真。
もう1枚送ってほしいと頼んだら、さらに3枚、徐々に近づいた写真が送られてきた。
顔も特徴もなし。俺は「止めろと言われるまで止まらない人が必要な体に見える」と伝えた。
彼女は「もう部屋は予約してある」と返してきた。
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A Barca fan taking his Real Madrid goat for a walk before El Clásico 😭🐐
Interesting 😅😁😂 who wins tonight?
Imagine the level of confidence 😃
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Some people can spend 3 hours gossiping about someone and still end the conversation with “I hate people who gossip.”
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You caught your partner cheating, but they’re treating you very well, paying your bills and giving you peace of mind.
What are you doing?
A. I’m leaving immediately.
B. Let me enjoy the benefits first.
C. Once, I can forgive. Repeatedly, NEVER.
D. I’ll cheat too.
E. I’m staying, but my heart is gone.





























