Thank you for solving the crime, CSI: Daft Cunt.
Well done to Police Commissioner Mike Bush for reading the evidence and acting. Must be awkward in the office though, as assistant police commissioner and Chief of Police Media, Brett Curran was Dan Andrews Chief of Staff the day Dan Andrews Vic Govt SUV ran over a 15yo boy, while the lad was riding his sister’s bike. That fact that Andrews left the scene and waited almost 7 minutes to call 000, and hasn’t given his phone records over from the day, is a big part of this. Who did Dan Andrews call first? Why did the police closest to the accident, and almost at the scene, get called away? Why did the different police who did eventually turn up, NOT BREATHALYSE Dan Andrews and his wife? The boy was airlifted to hospital close to death. Why was Andrews allowed to drive his car, with a smashed front windscreen, away from the scene without any investigation. Why did Andrews change his story from his belated 000 call ‘we hit him’, to a media interview later ‘he T-boned us’?
That means being hit in the side of the car.
How could that lead to a front windscreen smashing? Why did the responding police who hadn’t followed protocol, turn up to the boys house. when he eventually got out of hospital, and was recuperating at home, not to ask for his version of events, but to WARN HIM TO BE QUIET, about the whole thing, or he will get charged? They said this to a 15yo boy who had nearly died when a big SUV, most likely, cut the corner of a country road and smashed into him.
The Tuohy/Kennelly Cup.
The Bennett/Laidler/Menzel/Mumford/Thurlow/Playfair/Chambers/Rohan 2nd Chance Plaque.
The Greg Williams/ David Bolton/ Bernard Toohey Money in the Paper Bag Match.
The stories write themselves.
#WeAreGeelong
Round 1 locked in.🔒
We’ll head to the SCG to kick off our 2027 campaign against Sydney.
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Coming from you, the OG SoyBoy, I’m sure @friendlyjordies & the crowd would love your endorsement @DrewPavlou.
But - just like everyone else, they’ll disavow their association with you, as you are a stain on everything you touch.
Drones are the future of warfare. Someone’s been watching #TheDiplomat on @netflix, haven’t they??
I do not support AUKUS. Drones are the future of warfare. Whoever wins the tech race will dominate the world. @AustralianLabor have ensured there is no chance of it being us, as they have decided to kill innovation by taxing ambition to the point that all smart people will find new countries to build their dreams in.
Loving the rampant racism coming out of the reporting of Cowan copping a suspension.
Stay classy Carlton, stay classy football twitter. Fucking backwater bogans.
Noah Anderson (GC Captain) in Sth Africa with Andrew McDonald (on the Geelong Cats Board of Directors)…
@CalTwomey, @cleary_mitch, @sam_mcclure, @XanderMcGuire7, @barrettdamian, @BarackObama, @TheRock, @JeffBezos
#AFLTrade nitter.gq/HeyItsNotChris/status/…
Gold Coast Suns captain Noah Anderson joins the Aussie squad in Durban #SAvAUS
Neo Nazis, Wife Beaters, Conspiracy theorists and Darren from Geelong.
The One Nation “rally” really had it all today in Melbourne.
#auspol2026
D.Borg - middle order batsman & occasional off spinner.
#SuperInternationalCricket
Well @barrettdamian & @traderadio, it technically goes all the way back to September 2007 when Jimmy Bartel, Joel Selwood flew in to the MCG for a few hours and humiliated Port Adelaide by 119 points.
#AFLTrade
#WeAreGeelong #119 #PowerOutage
"Port Adelaide didn’t want to deal with Geelong…do not underestimate the ill will between Port Adelaide and Geelong that traces back to July 2012 when Chris Scott, Jimmy Bartel, Joel Selwood flew in to go and speak to Travis Boak about joining Geelong."
- Damian Barrett
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