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UnofficiallyChris

@HeyItsNotChris

What is money anyway? It’s just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold, I understand; it’s shiny.

 Here, There & At Home
Joined May 2015
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AFL
@AFLJun 9
'The Little Master', the man with an unmatched CV 🤩 Gary Ablett jnr is now an Australian Football Hall of Fame member.
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Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 24
LIFT IT UP ©️
Martin Odegaard lifts the Premier League trophy as Arsenal captain, surrounded by the squad celebrating

ALT Martin Odegaard lifts the Premier League trophy as Arsenal captain, surrounded by the squad celebrating

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Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.
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Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
This belongs to all of us.
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Premier League
@premierleagueMay 19
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

ALT The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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Flamengo
@Flamengo_enMar 22
Friendly reminder.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsMar 6
Me when the hibachi guy takes out the sake bottle
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The Independent
@IndependentFeb 4
Singer Craig David has gone viral after sharing a video of himself trying to rescue a flying fish in the Maldives. Click the link in bio for more 🔗
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#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
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Don't tell me there weren't signs.
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If this doesn’t fire you up for Saturday at Preston Lions… nothing will 🔥 “Makedonia” return to the national stage after an incredible story of relegation, revival and renewed success 🦁 🎟️ Skip the queue and purchase Saturday’s tickets at australianchampionship.com.a…
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Geelong Cats@GeelongCats5 Sep 2025
WE’RE THROUGH TO A PRELIM! 🤩 Cats Fans, you were absolutely electric tonight! #WeAreGeelong | @FordAustralia
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Bibawen
@asimbawe9 Aug 2025
Using dark humor to test your coworker at the job you just got and he actually comes up with something darker
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TaraBull
@TaraBull30 Jul 2025
Kid rides the slingshot, his Dad: "I said 1" 😭🤣
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Thierry Henry showing his kids his statue outside The Emirates 😅 (via @CBSSportsGolazo)
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Melbourne Cricket Ground
@MCG1 Feb 2025
A very, very special addition to the MCG honour boards. A. J. Sutherland, the first woman to have her named etched in history for a Test Century at the ‘G ✨
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Bro smashed three balls with that celebration 😂
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Amiri King
@AmiriKing27 Nov 2024
Spot on.
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Rock
@TheCensoredRock19 Nov 2024
This is a fantastic duck duck goose strategy 😂
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