It blows my mind that people think taking out a mortgage and investing in one illiquid asset class (property) is a safer bet than investing in index tracking funds

I mean yeah fair

Ride share apps are so fun! For example: this 20 min drive has taken an hour because cars kept cancelling 🥰🥰🥰

If you get a little silly with it, working is actually the most fun thing you can do

Wonders everywhere for those with eyes to see

Just because my plane CAN bank this hard does not mean it should

How can AI be bringing about the end of days yet when I call the bank I may as well be speaking French when reading out my details

Another great day to get Texas BBQ 🙏🏻

Okay I say this anytime I go anywhere but Austin could be the best city in the US

There is such a difference in mental clarity throughout the day when you gym in the morning v when you don’t fr

Been trying this routine called gym & coffee most mornings for about 15 years - will keep you posted on when I get too big to go through doors

Anyway here’s a dog ordering coffee like a person

Putting a lid on a coffee cup has to be one of the most humbling adult experiences

I may be a lost Brit but what do you mean this bodega doesn’t sell baked beans but has freshly stocked clam juice 😭

Merry Q4 to those who celebrate

Regrettably I have taught my partner how to play Civ V, he’s been on ‘one more turn’ for about two hours

Your partner might make you chicken soup when you’re sick but mine got me an entire rotisserie chicken so I can eat the skin

Brick by brick baby