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Jon l 32 l He/Him/His. American by birth, Neopian by choice.

St Louis, MO
Joined May 2012
Where's the gyarugoona lady Mattel owes her $10000000 dollars
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I know where I gotta go
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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Announcing Otaku Vampire's Love Bite by Julietta Suzuki is receiving an anime adaptation! 🧛‍♀️💚 @hiyokosweet Some vampires feast on blood, Hina Alucard gorges on anime. After falling in love with her anime character crush, Mao, she moves to Japan to live her otaku dream Everything completely changes after a chance encounter with her Mao-lookalike neighbor, Kyuta 💞
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Chopper announces he will be doing transgender operations on all his crewmates. “They spent so much time shuttling immigrants to and from the polls to vote illegally yesterday, I think they’ve earned it.”
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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some man on tik tok just told me i was lying about loving living in st. louis
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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BREAKING: Missouri voters reject Amendment 3: Repeal abortion rights and prohibit gender transition, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4iAWgSQ
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Video unrelated 🌊
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LETS FUCKING GO THATS MY STATE BRUH 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Blue Texas, Blue Ohio, and Blue Kansas in my adult lifetime
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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keep voting !!!!! 💙💙💙💙
BREAKING: Democrats are now favored in all 7 key Senate races 🟦 Iowa: DEM 52% 🟦 Kansas: DEM 63% 🟦 Ohio: DEM 71% 🟦 Alaska: DEM 72% 🟦 Maine: DEM 73% 🟦 Texas: DEM 76% 🟦 Michigan: DEM 78%
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⚡ Stock Photos of ALL Monster High "CARNIVAL FRIGHTS" Dolls with ELISSABAT G3 Debut ‼️ View Full Thread ⤵️
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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its ruff out here
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The Great Tally Hall Ticket Fiasco of 2026
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